Jared: *To Donut Dude.* W-What did I do?
Me: My diary? Duh?
Jared: I only read the chapters that had to do with me!
Jared: *To Youngblood* Chill, I'm not gonna steal your man.
Me: But Connor might steal (Who ever you ship Jared with.)'s man.
Jared: *To Asmolgenderfluid59* I-I'm still cool, right? *Says kinda hurt*
Me: Yes. *Ruffles his hair.* You're still cool.
Jared: Thank yo-
Me: But now you're the insanely cool-and gay- Jared Kleinman.
Connor: *To Youngblood.* Thank you! *Tips an imaginary hat And bows.*Me: *To Becca* Hmmmm I didn't think of making a second one . . . .
Jared: NO, I SWEAR, JAY! IF YOU-
Me: *Might've already started.*
Velo:
Jared: *Jumps* WOW THAT'S A LOT OF COMMENTS-
Jared: . . . . . . . . . Wow. Um. Okay. . . JAYDEN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Me: I'VE MADE ART!
Jared: SCREW YOUR ART! *Throws a tea cup at me.*
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.