CHILL MIXTAPE

37 2 3
                                    

(We'll get back to the party thing just-)

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

(We'll get back to the party thing just-)

Me: *On the phone with Jared* I saw it. I'm scared.

Jared: Why?

Me: This is our daughter! If she's anything like you she's gonna be at least a bit evil! *Gasp.* AND IF SHE INHERITED MY BRAIN- SHE COULD BECOME AN EVIL MASTER MIND, NO!-

Jared: Pft- It'll be fiiinnnee! *Hangs up. Listens to it.* HA! Jay overreacted. It's cute. I only listened to 4 minutes of it, but it's okay. Not really the stuff I listen to but- *Shrugs.*

My POV:

Me: I DON'T CARE HOW IT TURNED OUT- *Looks up, "How to stop a kid from becoming evil."*

Back to Jared:

Heather D: Jaaaarrreedd! We're still working on YOUR party! Come help or we're taking these slushies and leaving.

Veronica: . . . You're not helping either.

Heather D: I'm supervising! Duh!

Heather C: Shut up, Heather! I'M supervising. Help Martha move the couch and T.V. to the basement.

Martha: Oh! N-No, that's okay! I can do it myself!

Veronica: Martha no.

Heather C: HEATHER. HELP HER!

Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared KleinmanWhere stories live. Discover now