Me and Jared: *Standing in the middle of the mall, holding hands and looking around for Connor* . . . . .
Me: How did he drag us here?
Jared: I don't know. . .
*People around us are either saying things like, "Awe, how cute!" Or "Oh, young love." Or they're laughing at us and mocking us.*
Me: *Checks wallet.* I got 10 bucks. . . . Pretzels?
Jared: Yeah!
~Time skip brought to you by PRETZELS.~
Me: *Pays for pretzel bites. Still holding Jared's hand.*
Male cashier: . . . . You guys are a cute couple.
Me: . . .*looks at Jared.* Are we a couple?
Jared: Nah, *points to our shirts.* We're just eachother's proptery, that's all!
Me: *Sarcasm.* Oohhh, right. Cause that's the kind of messed up, confusing relationship we have!
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
