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No. No. No. No. nO. NO. NNOO! T-This doesn't count, r-right? I-I mean, it's not a question, a-and she didn't say "I dare you" or what-
Jared: It counts.
Me: B-But- I-I don't like you eating bathbombs and THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KID FRIENDLY CHANNEL!
Jared: *Cracks knuckles* EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVAAAAAAAANNN!~
Evan: *Reading a book.* H-Huh?
Jared: Come here, buddy! We want to play truth or dare!
Evan: I-I don't want to play! Thanks, though!
Connor: C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll go first.
Evan:. . . . . . O-Okay, I guess.
Connor: Jayden, truth or dare?
Me: Hmmmm Dare.
Connor: I dare yoooouuu toooo . . .. . . . Hmmm. . To climb to the roof of a building and scream the lyrics to "Breathe" from In the Heights.
Me: With my sore throAaaATttTt? *Clears throats. Growls.* I-I don't *Cough* don't think so.
Connor: *Forces me to take medicine, a cup of hot tea and hands me a couph drop.* GO.
~Timeskip~
*Holding my throat. Looks pained.* CLIMBED TO THE HIGHEST PLACE ON EVERY FIREXCAPE, RESTLESS TO CLIMB!
I GOT EVERY SCHOLARSHIP, SAVED EVERY DOLLAR, THE FIRST TO GO TO COLLEGE!
HOW DO I TELL THEM WHY I'M COMING BACK HOME WITH MY EYES ON THE HORIZON!
~Timeskip~
Me: *Coughing like Heather C after drinking the poison.* I hAttte yOU, C*Cough*. . . *Points at Jared. Attempts to say, "truth or dare?" But fail.*
Jared: You know me, DARE.
Me: I- *Thinks. Gives up trying to speak the dare and just whispers it to him.* Kiss Connor. O-On the lips.
Jared: Why?
Me: *Glares at Connor. Says in hoarse voice.* ReVEnGE!!
Jared: *Sighs.* Let's get this over with. *Mouths to Youngblood, "Don't you DARE freak out about this."* *Crawls over to Connor. Kisses him.*
Connor: *Eyes widen. He glares at Jared before pushing Jared off him.* WHAT THE HELL, KLEINMAN!
Jared: Evan, truth or dar-
Connor: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! I LOVE HER MORE THAN THE WORLD AND NOW SHE'S PROBABLY TERRIFIED BECAUSE YOU KISSED ME!
Jared: *Glares at Connor.* Evan. Truth. Or. Dare?
Evan: T-Truth?
Connor: *Still ranting in the background.*
Jared: What are your kinks?
Evan: Wh-What? I-I don't ha-
Jared: Evan. Everyone's a little kinky. For example, Jayden's kin-
Me: Grr. Jared. The reader are readers. They read WAY too much into things. Stop.
Jared: Evan? What. Are. Your kinks?
Evan: *Looks around.* C-Can I-I tell you in private?
~Mini timeskip.~
Jared: *Holding an honestly pretty short list as he walks out of the other room they went into. He hands it to Vivi.*
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
