Me and Jared and Zoe: IFBXHHSHNGXIFMFKSBKG WE BARELY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING BUT WE'RE GONNA SAY ZOE BECAUSE WE FEAR FOR OUR LIFE-
Me: I read this at 4:30 AM and I understood it perfectly. Anyways- *Hugs Velo.*
Velo: Hnnnnn- *Starts to try and bite my arm off.*
Me: Sh, sh, sh. It's alright. Are you okay? Are you okay, my child?
Jared: . . . I forgot we adopted her. . . .
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.