Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Me and Jared: *Still sleeping.*
. . . . .
Connor: *Sits at the end of the bed.* . . . *Blows a whistle.* WAKE UP, IDIOTS!
Jared: *Sits up.* I'M UP- Oh, it's you.
Me: *Flinshes at the noise and hugs Jared tighter* . . . . *Wakes up.* H-Huh?
Connor: *Points at Vivi.*
Me: . . . . . . *Chuckles* Science techer wisdom: When you point at someone, you have three fingers pointing at yourself. . .
Jared: *Glares at Vivi.* What she do-
Connor: *Puts Jared's glasses on for him.*
Jared: . . . VIVI! WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!
Me: *Shrugs.* Shush. It's not THAT bad. She ordered cake. Plus she gets so excited planning this stuff.
Jared: *Rolls eyes.* Fine. BUT WE'RE STILL NKT GETTING MARRIED! Now I'm going back to sleep. *Falls back asleep.*
Me: Well, when I'm up, I'm up- *Tries to roll out of bed. Jared's still hugging me. I'm trapped.* . . . Help.
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
