Connor: . . . . *Unmutes me.*
Me: THEN MARIA GOT REMARRIED TO-
Connor: Yeah, that's great, shut up.
Me: Why?
Connor: Did you realize it's the 100 chapter?
Me: What?! Really?! It feels like just yesterday I was threatening to burn down Brian's house so he'd have to move back home to get Jared to make this book!
Connor:. . . . . Okay. . . . So. Are you scared?
Me: *Shoves bacon into my mouth.* Scared of what?
Connor: In a 100 more chapters you'll have to make a second book.
Me: *Shrugs* Naaahhh. I think it'll be fun. I want to throw the cover into an editing app thing I have and make it look like it's on crack.
Velo: Wha-
Me: WITH VELO'S PERMISSION, OF COURSE!
Jared: *Hiding behind a couch.* Well I'm scared! What if I don't even make it to 200 chapters?! *In a loud fake whisper thing.* What if Connor kills me?! What if the fangirld get me?
Evan: *Curled up in a ball next to Jared.* y-Yeah!
Jared: SEE! *Points at Evan.* I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SCARED!
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
