Dunpster me:. . . . . . . . . . IT DUCKING STINKS IN HERE.
Jared: HEY, THAT'S MY HOME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Me: DON'T YOU EVER CLEAN UP IN HERE?!
Jared: . . . . .
Me: JUST GET ME OUT HERE BEFORE THE GARBAGE TRUCK COMES TO TAKE ME AWAY.
Jared: Fiiiiinnneee. *Lifts me out of the trash.*
Me: *Still in his arms.* Thank you. NOW. We have a bunch of questions to answer. *Points to the comment section of the last part.*

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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.