NO! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!! I'M NOT GOING!!
Jared: You'll be fine!
Me: NO! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO HELL!!!
Evan: Calling school "hell" is kind of an exaggeration.
Me: THAN PRISON! I DON'T WANT TO GO! DON'T MAKE ME!
Jared and Connor: *Throws me onto the bus.*
Me: GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD! TELL MY WIFE-
Evan: You don't have a wife.
Me: TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM-
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
