Me and Jared: *Holding hands with the handcuffs still on, looking away from eachother, blushing.* (If I was good at drawing I'd draw thissss)
Jared:. . . . . . *Whispers something into my ear.*
Me:. . . *Looses it, starts pulling at the handcuffs.* THAT'S IT. I'M DONE, JARED HAS TO PEE, LET US OUT!!
Connor: *Smirks* No!
Me: LISTEN HERE, MURPHY! EITHER A, GIVE ME THE KEY, OR B, I CHOP OFF JARED'S ARM!
Connor: *Shrugs.* Go for it.
Me: I will rip off everyone's shirt until I find that key! *Walks towards Connor.* STARTING WITH YOU, MURPHY!
Youngblood: *Thinks: Okay, after Connor's shirt is ripped off, I'll give them th- WAIT NO, I have to be the mature one. . .* Jeez. JAY! *Holds up the key.*
Me: WHA- THE KEY! *Takes it from her and unlocks it.* FREEEDOOOOMM!
Jared: YDIDNDSBYSB *Runs to the bathroom.*
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
