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Me and Jared: *Screeches and runs over to him. (Yeah. It's a boy. Deal with it.)*
Me: *Shoves Jared out of the way. Picks up the pig.* AAHHHH! HE'S SO ADORABLE, I'M GONNA DIE!
Connor: *Facepalms.* Why. Why did you do this?
Evan: What are you gonna name him?
Me: I wanna name him Hamlet!
Jared: That's stupid!-
Evan: What about Waddles? Like from Gravity Falls?
Connor: *Eats bacon right in front of the pig.* NAME HIM BACON.
Me: *Screeches.* NEVER!
Jared: and HAMlet is better?!
Me: Mine was cute! His was of evil intent!
Jared: How about something like Rooster? It's like a trick!
Evan: I-I like it. . .
Me: *Turns to camera.* We OBVIOUSLY can't decide. How about ya'll vote on it?! Help us out!
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
