(IMPORTANT: Guys, don't do this. This chapter is intense because this person didn't know when to stop. I want to make fun, happy, silly chapters, not this! If you ask something and we say no, then you shouldn't ask again. I don't care if you mess with Jared, but don't mess with Evan and Connor. They are taken in this book. Respect that, please.)
Jared: *Reads dare.* Sh*t! *Runs as fast as he can to Evan's room. Burst through the door.* EVAN!-
Evan: *Is gone. His room's trashed. Which is unusual for Evan.* Oh my god. . . *Plus out a walkie talkie.* GUYS! We have a code Lee!
Me: *Grabs a walkie talkie that is a complete copy of Clementine's from the walking dead.* Somebody we love got kidnapped by someone we knew we had to watch out for?!
Jared: YES! EVAN'S GONE!
Vivi: *Into a walkie talkie.* WHAT?! WHERE'S MY CHAINSAW?!
Me: I'll get my car! Vi-
Jared: No, I'll drive.
Me: MY CAR'S FASTER, SHUT UP JARED!
Jared: Sorry!
Me: *Outside, speed walking towards my dad's old mustang he stupidly gave me.* Vivi, PLLLEEAASSEE tell me you put a tracking device on Evan!
Vivi: *Grabs a pink metal baseball bat since she can't find her chainsaw.* I'd be stupid not to!!
Me: Great! Jared, work with Vivi to find his location and tell me where to drive!
Evan's POV
Evan: Please! I don't want to be here! I don't love you! I love Vivi! Let me go!
Kiwi: No. I love yo-
Evan: *Starts crying* V-Vivi will find me! I-I don't k-know h-how b-b-but sh-she will! O-Our love will lead her to me!
Back to us
Jared has given me directions on where to go. . .
Jared: GAAAAHHH! SLOW DOWN! HOW FAST ARE WE EVEN GOING?!
Me: I DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE. I'M NOT SLOWING DOWN!
Vivi: FASTER!! LET'S GO! I'M COMING EVAN!
Me: *Slams on the breaks.* We're here!
Jared: YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTA-
Vivi: *Kicks down door to an old abandoned warehouse.* SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE!
Evan: V-Vivi!! H-Help!
Vivi: EVAN! *Rubs over and hugs him. They both start crying.*
Jared: *Stomps over to Kiwi.* . . . No one messes with my friends. Never
Me: *Grits teeth.* I'd punch you, but I wouldn't be able to stand your whining.
Jared: *Grabs Kiwi by their shirt collar lifts them up.* And another thing, people have dared me to do things I would've done anyways, and they've PAYED me to do that, yet you expected me to keep you kidnapping one of my best friends a secret for FREE. Ya cheapskate. *Drops them to the floor. And walks over to Evan.*
(Guys, I hated being so mean to someone I don't even know, don't make me do this again! And, remember I have the ability to delete comments.)
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.