Jared: Owww! *Falls to floor and hugs his stomach.* Oww! I'm sorry, my daughter! I'm sorry! I'll never forget again!
Me: *Flails arms around for a moment before hugging Velo.* CHILD, PLEASE TELL MEH YOU'RE OKAY! IF YOU'RE NOT, REMEMBER YOU CAN TALK TO ME!
Jared: . . . . Hello? Injured over here!
Me: Shut up, Jared!
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.