CHILD, STOP!

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Jared: Owww! *Falls to floor and hugs his stomach

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Jared: Owww! *Falls to floor and hugs his stomach.* Oww! I'm sorry, my daughter! I'm sorry! I'll never forget again!

Me: *Flails arms around for a moment before hugging Velo.* CHILD, PLEASE TELL MEH YOU'RE OKAY! IF YOU'RE NOT, REMEMBER YOU CAN TALK TO ME!

Jared: . . . . Hello? Injured over here!

Me: Shut up, Jared!

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