Me: *Drops backpack on the ground.* GUYS, I'M HOMEEE!
Jared: Welcome back.
Evan: Sup?
Connor: *Sarcastically* Greeeaattt.
Me:
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Connor: . . . . I mean, how was your day?
Me: Pretty good. What I want to know isss, what do you guys do when I'm not here? Don't you need to go to school?
Connor: Yeah. Online. We do absolutely N O T H I N G when you're gone. It's wonderful!
Evan: W-We do stuff!
Jared: . . . Connor locks me in the basement sometimes.
Connor: Dude! You weren't supposed to tell!
Jared: THE BATHBOMBS AREN'T WORTH IT-
Me: CONNOR MURPHY! DID YOU FORGET:
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Connor: . . . . I'm sorry.
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
