Jared? Jared? JARED? JARED WHERE ARE YOU?
???: WHAATTT?
Me: . . . Did that trash can just talk?
???: . . . Sure.
Me: Jared?! *Looks in the trash.* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Jared: . . . Welcome to my home. *He moves so there's room in the trash can.* Won't you come in?
Me: . . . *Climbs in and sits next to him.* . . . We're taking a shower after this.
Jared: Fine.
Connor: *Finds us.* . . . . .*Puts lid on trash can and sits on it.*
Me and Jared: CONNOR? LET US OUT! DUDE LET US OUT!
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
