Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
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    Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman

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    Jared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.

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    CONNOR CHILL

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                                Connor really wants to avoid Youngblood meeting his parents
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    Connor really wants to avoid Youngblood meeting his parents. He knew they'd find some way to ruin everything for him. BUT OF COURSE YOUNGBLOOD HAD TO RUN INTO CONNOR'S PARENTS AT THE STORE ONCE. 
    
                          
    Connor: No. No. No, no. What are you doing here?!
    
                          
    Youngblood: I needed more chips. *Tries to hug Connor.*
    
                          
    Connor: I'm sorry, but you can't hug me. You have to hide-
    
                          
    Larry: *Magically appears behind Connor.* THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SON?
    
                          
    Connor: *Mumbles* Can you shout any louder?
    
                          
    Mrs.Murphy: Oh, did I hear something about a girlfriend?
    
                          
    Youngblood: Yeah! I'm Youngblood. Connor's girlfriend-
    
                          
    Connor: Great you've met my parents now they can bud-
    
                          
    Larry: How did you end up with my son?
    
                          
    Youngblood: What?
    
                          
    Larry: My son's a loser. You've met him, he's lame! But you seem to have your li-
    
                          
    Mrs.Murphy: Larry!
    
                          
    Larry: I'm just sayin'. She could do better.
    
                          
    Me: *Is here buying Bathbombs with Jared.* *Throws bathbomb at Larry.* HEY, JERK! AT LEAST YOUR SON DOESN'T EAT BATHBOMBS!
    
                          
    Larry: YOU WANNA FIGHT ME?!
    
                          
    Connor: UGH! I HATE YOU ALL! *Whispers* Except Youngblood. *Runs away.*
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