Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman

WAIT- WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?! Pt. 2

Me: *Calls Vivi.* *Screeches.*

Vivi: *Screeches* JARED ASKED YOU TO DINNER. I'LL BE RIGHT OVE-

Me: YE- Wait, how'd you know?

Vivi: . . . . I'M MAAAGGGIIICC! I'M SO MAGIC THAT YOU SHOULD OPEN YOUR WINDOWWWW!

Me:. . . *Looks towards window. Vivi waves at me.* . . . if you're so magic, open it yourself.

Vivi:. . . .BEFORE THEY PUNCH MY CLOCK, I'M SNAPPIN' OFF YOUR WINDOW LOCK!- Yeah I can't do this, Pls open the window.

Me: *Opens window.*

Vivi: OKAY, *Storms into my closet.* WHAT DO WE GOT TO WEAR. Superhero shirt, superhero shirt, anime shirt, superhero shirt- A DRESS! TWO DRESSES! THREE DRESSES! Ew, this one's kinda ugly, though. . .

Me: Hey! I like this dress!

Vivi: It's too formal. So is this one, *Throws first dress she found.* Which leaves us with-  Oh! A demin jacket!- dress number 2!!! *Gives me a long dress where the top part is grey and the bottom part is a light purple with weird blue and pink patterns. The straps are slightly thicker than a spaghetti strap and kinda looks like someone braided it.* GO TRY IT ON!

Me: *Leaves and comes back with the dress on.*

Vivi: *Makes me put on the jacket.* *Clears throat.* CONNO-

Connor: OH, FINALLY YOU ASK FOR MY HELP! *He's carrying a box full of hair things, make-up products, hair brushes, and nail polish. He examines my outfit before pulling out a pale pink lipstick.*

Me: *Smacks it out of his hand when he tries to put it on me.* I've gone my entire existence without putting fake, unnatural glop on my face, and I'm not going to now.

Connor: Pwease?! I've wanted to do your make-up for forever! Pweaaassseeee?!

Me: No.

Connor: Imagine how flattered Jared would be!

Me: N-No.

Connor: Pweasssssseee!!!!

Me: UGH, FINE!

Connor: YES!

~Time skip~

*Connor put a sparkly purple eyeshadow on me, along with eyeliner, and the pink lipstick, Vivi painted my nails purple with a blue stripe down the middle. They both worked together to brush my hair and put it into a side braid. Jared and I decided on a pasta restaurant he's never been to. We order then go sit down.*

Me: Jared. Jared. Jared. We have to steal all of their breadsticks.

Jared: *Laughs* What? Why?

Me: You'll see.

Jared: *Laughs* Okay. Um. Jay, you look beautiful tonight. I-I kinda feel bad I didn't put more thought into my appearance. *He's wearing a t-shirt with a tuxedo design on it.*

Me: Thanks. Honestly I would've prefered to wear what you're wearing. But ya know, Vivi and Connor had different plans! Some how, Connor got me to agree to put on make-up!

Jared: *Is about to speak but our food comes. I demand he tries the breadstick first.* OKAY. YUP. WE'RE BUYING ALL OF THEM!

Me: *Set a purse that's bigger than the one I normally carry around on the table.* we'll take how ever many can fit in here! *Giggles.*

Jared: *Chuckles.* YES! Okay, okay, okay, let's try the pasta now. *He got normal spaghetti, I got something else I honestly forget the name of.* It's good. Probably the best I've ever had but. . .

Me and Jared: It's not as good as the breadsticks!

*A while later the waitress comes by and ask if we're doing okay or if we need anything.* *We look at eachother.*

Me and Jared: *Points to purse* Fill her up with breadsticks, please! *The waitress laughs and walks away before coming back with a basket of breadsticks and fills up the purse.* Thank you!

~Tiny Time skip.~

Jared: *Is full but still has half of his pasta left. Is bored. Smirks before pushing a bit of the pasta onto a fork and flinging it at me. It gets on my dress.*

Me: *Freezes. I honestly don't care about the dress but- THIS MEANS WAR!I stand up, grasping a bit of my pasta that's left.* JARED KLEINMAN, I HOPE YOU DIDN'T RENT THAT "TUXEDO"! *I throw the pasta at him.*

Jared: NO!!! MY MAMA WILL BE SO MAD! *Throws more spaghetti at me. This mini-food fight goes on until neither of us have any pasta left. The workers don't really care since the restaurant is empty minus us so we can't disturb anybody.*

*We clean up our mess and even leave an apogly note for making one in the first place. We pay for our meal and leave a tip that's twice as much as our bill because it was probably a pain to deal with us.*

~Time skip to when we get home.~

Me: Here's your breadsticks, my good man!

Jared: Thank you, my good lady. *Tips an imaginary hat*

Me: *Laugh* Jared, I had fun tonight. *Blushes.* Thank you. *I go to kiss him on the cheek but he moves so I kiss him on the lips instead. My eyes widen.*

Jared: *Pulls away.* I had fun too.

Me: *Laughs* Jared, you got my lipstick on now!

Jared: Am I beautiful with it?

Me: With, and without it. *Kisses his forehead.* Good night! *Walks into the house.*

Vivi: *Screeches* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DRESS?!

Me: . . . . *Takes a breadstick out of my purse and munches on it.* You'll never believe it, a bear made out of spaghetti came up to us while we were on our date, I think it was jealous of me- cause I was on a date with the insanely cool Jared Kleinman- and I think it was gonna hurt me, but, it was obvious it wasn't feeling well. It was sick and it threw up on me and Jared.