One Piece (Love Story) [Part Two]

Chapter Two Hundred and Fifty Six [Rewritten]

-Chapter Two Hundred and Fifty-Six-

"We'll take any punishment you throw at us!" Zambai cried. "We aren't smart like you, but we thought long and hard about this, and even we know it's the only way!"

"Only way, huh?" Franky questioned. "You guys aren't making any sense to me—you think I'm better off with my only pair of briefs, huh? Think I'll be better off with a bunch of pirates? Well, I don't care what you think!" he frowned. "This is my life and I decide what's best for me—I'm the boss, dammit!

"Do you think I'd be happy living the life my underlings planned for me?!" he snapped. "You say you thought long and hard, huh?! If you really thought about this, you wouldn't have done it in the first place!"

"I...I know we're a pain, but...is it wrong for us to worry about you...even a little...?" Zambai asked. "You turned our lives around, we just want what's best for you—we just want our Big Bro to be happy! Can't you see?!" he cried, causing the cyborg to slide even further as if that emotional sentiment had knocked the breath right out of him.

"Ain't that sweet" Kokoro smiled.

"Dammit, you guys!" Franky sobbed before grabbing a hold of his junk and crying out in pain.

"Big Bro!" Kiwi and Mozu cried, looking about ready to rush to his side before Kokoro stopped them.

"Hey—stop! You're going too far!" Luffy snapped. "Come on, he's going to be a woman!"

"Luffy, I don't think that's physically possible" I sweat dropped.

"Can't you hear him crying?!" Chopper scolded.

"She'll tear them off!" Mozu gasped.

"She's going to crush them to bits!" Kiwi frowned.

"Like little red grapes!" the two cried.

"Ahh! I thought they were tangerines?!" Franky wailed. "Dammit, Robin, stop it! You'll pay for this!"

"She'll tear them off!" Mozu frowned.

"She's going to crush them to bits!" Kiwi exclaimed.

"Like a little apple!" the two cried.

"That's more like it!" Franky sobbed. "It hurts so much! I can't stop crying!" he hiccuped.

"Robin—" Luffy stopped when he finally noticed that the older woman wasn't doing anything. She wasn't even looking at the cyborg anymore as he continued to roll around in pain and act as if she was still hurting him. "Wait...you're not doing anything?" he frowned in confusion.

"I only did it one time" Robin admitted. "He's just a big baby—how convenient, now he has an excuse to cry all he wants" she smiled.

"Huh?" Chopper blinked.

"He's faking it?" Nami questioned as we looked towards the sobbing man.

"I see, got to keep up that tough guy act" I chuckled, realizing that the cyborg was too embarrassed to admit that his tears were because of what everyone was saying to him and not because Robin was still crushing his balls.

"It hurts so much! I can't stop crying!" Franky wailed, covering his eyes as he started to choke out another sob. "It hurts! Ow—the pain! Still can't stop crying!"

"Big Bro!" the Franky Family cried.

"I feel your pain, Bro!" Zambai sniffed.

"You ain't got a clue how this feels!" Franky snapped.

"Big Bro!" Kiwi and Mozu sobbed.

"Big Bro! Big Bro!" the Franky Family chanted as they continued to cry right alongside the man.