One Piece (Love Story) [Part Two]

Chapter Two Hundred and Fourteen [Rewritten]

-Chapter Two Hundred and Fourteen-

"Yahoo! Let's go—City of Meat, here we come!" Luffy excitedly cheered.

"Did you forget where we're going already?" Usopp sweat dropped.

"I mean...is it really that surprising" I chuckled, amused by just how quick the captain was to forget the name of the place we were going.

"Ah, what a nice wind" Nami happily sighed. "We might make it to Water Seven even faster than I thought" she smiled.

"I'll be happy either way" Chopper said.

"Don't worry about finding a shipwright, I got it all under control—I'll get the hottest girl in town guaranteed" Sanji assured us, already wearing that silly lovesick gaze of his that he always wore whenever he saw or thought of a pretty woman.

"Don't you mean the best shipwright in town?" I raised an eyebrow.

"What do I care if the shipwright's hot?" Luffy frowned, clearly not understanding what the blond meant at all. "I want a huge manly dude, like even bigger than a bear! Sixty feet tall!" he proclaimed.

"Now you're just exaggerating" I sweat dropped.

"A guy that size couldn't even fit on the ship!" Usopp snapped. "Besides, who knows how much food he would have to eat" he frowned.

"It would probably still be less than what Luffy eats daily" I pointed out.

"All that matters is that he's good at his job" Zoro cut in, making it clear that it didn't matter in the end what the shipwright looked like as long as they did their job well. "You ask me, the real problem's going to be finding someone crazy enough to go sailing with a bunch of pirates" he pointed out.

"Eh, I doubt it would be that hard—I mean, just look at Luffy, who could say no to that face?" I chuckled, causing a few of the others to grumble as the captain laughed.

"Size doesn't matter, I'm just glad we're going to make a new friend" Chopper smiled.

"See, now that's some positive thinking I can get behind" I hummed in agreement. "Who cares if they're a hot lady or sixty feet tall, as long as they're friendly then they're good in my book."

"We're lucky we ran into that train station on the way, this map should be a big help—all we have to do is follow Kokoro's directions to that Iceburg guy and we're set" Nami smiled as she unfolded the map Kokoro had given her. Her good mood was cut short though as her eye twitched and her lips pulled back into a sneer. Angrily, she crumpled up the map and angrily threw it to the ground. "I see...stupid drunk!" she snarled.

"What? What's wrong with it?" I asked, bending down and uncrumpling the paper. "Oh" I snorted at the overly simplified, drawn map—it was nothing more than mere scribbles that gave little to no information on where to go.

"Don't laugh, it's not funny!" the navigator snapped as I dropped the paper and shrugged my shoulders.

"It's a little funny, I mean, what did you expect from a drunk?" I asked.

"Whoa! Looks like Luffy's art!" Chopper remarked as soon as he scooped up the paper and saw the poorly drawn map.

"You know what? You're right, it really does" I agreed upon taken a second glance at the map.

"Okay" Luffy suddenly said, now holding up a sketchbook which contained an awful, childish drawing of what I could only assume was meant to be a man. "Let's try to find a shipwright that looks something like this" he brightly smiled.

"If I saw a guy like that, I'd run" Usopp deadpanned.

"I wouldn't just run, I'd jump into the sea to get away from that freak...but he looks part octopus, so even that might not save me..." Sanji mumbled.