Fire Emblem x Reader

Shiro x Reader

Link at the bottom because this song is so freaking amazing. For both Soleil's act and yours. Talent show!

Also warnings if you don't like the suggestive lyrics of the songs. One of the halve sure of the second song is supposed to be perverted towards girls.

Not my lyrics.

Modern AU

You watch the act before you as Soleil is singing her heart out, despite the fact she can't sing. She's basically talking in a tune a comedic act. Literally. That was her song. Her girlfriend was on the audiance having a blast switch their other friend while she sang.

"My whol Family thinks I'm gay! I guess it's always been that way!"

You were rubbing your hands together and playing with your fingers nervously while You look around the crowd for a few people. Ophelia was droolign over Soleil with Nina and everyone else was eother laugjign or trying to keep a straight face.

The way the talent show worked at your school I saw thst there are different kinds of acts and the school votes for the best act in the catagory. This was the comedy competition right now. Then you felt someone grab your hand and you were forced to be face to face with your wonderful boyfriend.

"No worries, babe. If Dad yells at us I'll take care of you."

"I'm not worried about Principal Ryoma, Shiro. If Soleil is fine then we should be too. It's just.... what of I mean not enough and I bring us both down?"

He wraps you into a large hug.

"No way. Look, it's our turn. Ready?"

You sigh deeply.

"As I'll  ever be."

Soleil stage dives onto Nina and her girlfriend and they catch her with the help of Percy as you go on. Shiro gives your hand one last squeeze before the music plays as well as the intro. You inhale to calm yourself and begging your part. You and Shiro taking turns. 

You: I am the Left Brain, I am the Left Brain. I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain. You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might.

Shiro: I like Oreos and pussy, yeah. "Yes in thst order!" And I cried for at least an hour after watching "Toy Story 3". "WOODY!!!"I am the Right Brain, I have feelings. I'm a little all over the place But I'm lustful, trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love...Or put my penis in

You: Here comes a female, here comes a female. Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your e-mail. Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate. So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate.

Shiro: Holy fuck I think she might be the one, there's something about her, I just can't describe it.

You: "Boobs"

Shiro: I am the earth, she is the glorious sun. I want her to trust me and I just want her to—how do I say this—sit on my face! Sit! Sit on my face!

You: Alright now, Right Brain, you're being insane.

Shiro: No, Left Brain, I'm just being alive. You should try it, you might like it.

You: I worked hard to give him everything he cared about. You were worried about the things that he was scared about. I'm calm and collected when you act wild. I am the adult, you are the child.

Shiro: You think you're the right one every time. You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all. Half of his problems were supposed to be mine. But you wanted everything. I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not.

your act ends with you both turning from eachother, Shiro acting emotional and sniffing and you conveying no remorse. Once the curtain falls you run into his amrs and he embraces you. He picks you up bridal style and carries you off so the next act can begin.

"You were amazing babe!"

"No! You were!"

He kissed you roughly on the lips. Let's just say he found the janitor's closet and a key....

You also ended up winning the competition.

Sorry, the whole thing was basically lyrics. Sorry.

Soleil's song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdfvPFQiXdk

You and Shiro's song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jbjH20YERcQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6--MiuWZ6_4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xAD0Ti85imE

~Aka