ﻋﻨﺪ ﺳﺎﺭﺓ ...
ﺭﻳﺎﺽ : ﺍﺵ ﺩﺍﻛﺸﻲ ﻣﺨﺒﻌﺔ
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ﺍﺍ ﻭ ﻭ ﻭﺍﺍﻟﻮ ﻣﻌﻨﺪﻱ ﻭﺍﺍﻟﻮ ﺧﺮﺟﻮ ﻣﻨﻬﻨﺎﺍﺍﺍ
ﺷﺎﻑ ﻓﻴﺎ ﻭﻗﺮﺏ ﻧﺘﺮﻫﻢ ﻟﻴﺎ ﻣﻦ ﻳﺪﻱ ﻭ ﻧﺎ ﻛﻨﺸﻮﻑ ﻓﺎﻻﺭﺽ ﻭ ﻛﻨﺒﻠﻊ ﻓﺮﻳﻘﻲ .. ﺑﺪﺍ ﻛﻴﺸﻮﻑ ﻓﻴﻬﻢ ﻛﻴﻘﺮﺍ ﻭﻳﺮﺟﻊ ﻳﺸﻮﻑ ﻓﻴﺎ ﺍﻣﺎ ﺷﻴﻤﺎﺀ ﻣﺮﺑﻌﺎ ﻳﺪﻳﻬﺎ ﻭ ﻛﺘﻔﺮﺝ
ﺭﻳﺎﺽ : ﺷﻨﻮﻭﻭ ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ... ﺳﺎﺭﺓ ﺷﻨﻮ ﺍﻟﻤﻌﻨﻰ ﺩ ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ﻫﺎ !
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ﻭﻭ ﻭﺍﺍﻟﻮ ﻍ ﻏﻲ
ﺭﻳﺎﺽ : ﻏﻲ ﺷﻮﺍﺍﻫﺪ .. ﻳﺎﺍﻙ .. ﺷﻮﺍﻫﺪ ﺗﺎﻳﻘﻮﻟﻮ ﺑﻠﻲ ﺳﺎﺭﺓ ﻟﻮﻛﻴﻠﻲ ﻟﻲ ﻭﺍﻗﻔﺔ ﻗﺪﺍﻣﻲ ﻣﺪﻭﺯﺍ 10 ﺳﻨﻴﻦ ﻣﻦ ﻋﻤﺮﻫﺎ ﻭﺳﻂ ﺍﻟﻘﺮﺍﻳﺔ ﺩ ﻻﻛﻮﻳﺰﻳﻦ ﻳﺎﺍﻙ ﻭﻋﻨﺪﻱ .. ﺩﺍﻳﺮﺍ ﺭﺍﺍﺍﺳﻬﺎ ﻣﻜﺘﻌﺮﻑ ﺗﺎ ﺗﺤﻞ ﺍﻟﺜﻼﺟﺔ ( ﻻﺡ ﺩﻭﻙ ﻭﺭﺍﻕ ﻭ ﻏﻮﺕ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ) ﻻﺍﺵ ﺑﻐﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍ ﺗﻮﻭﻭﻭﺻﻠﻲ
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ( ﻗﻔﻔﺰﻧﻲ ﻭ ﺑﻘﻴﺖ ﻏﻲ ﻛﻨﺸﻮﻭﻑ )
ﺭﻳﺎﺽ : ﺭﺍﺍﺍﺍ ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻚ ﺗﻬﻀﺮﻱ ﻣﺎﺷﻲ ﺗﺸﻮﻓﻲ ﻓﻴﺎﺍﺍ ﻣﻜﺘﻌﺮﻓﻴﻨﺒﺶ !
ﺷﻴﻤﺎﺀ : ﺭﺍ ﻣﻠﻮﻝ ﻗﺘﻠﻴﻚ ﻣﺨﺒﻴﺎﺍ ﺷﻲ ﺣﺎﺍﺍﺟﺔ ﻫﺎﺍﺍﻧﺘﺎ ﺧﺒﺎﺕ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﻫﺎﺩ ﻣﻮﺿﻮﻉ ﻋﻠﻢ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻻﺵ ﻛﺘﺨﻄﻂ ﺯﻳﻴﻴﺪ ﻗﻠﻠﻠﺐ ﺗﻘﺪﺭ ﺗﻠﻘﺎﺍﺍ ﺷﻲ ﺣﺎﺍﺍﺟﺔ ﺍﺧﺮﻯ
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ( ﺿﺮﺕ ﻋﻨﺪﻫﺎ ﻗﺮﺍﺑﺎ ﻧﺒﻜﻲ ) ﺳﻜﻜﻜﺘﻲ ﻧﺖ
ﺭﻳﺎﺽ : ( ﻛﻴﺸﻮﻑ ﻟﻌﻨﺪﻱ ) ﺷﻴﻤﺎﺀ ﺧﺮﺟﻲ
ﺷﻴﻤﺎﺀ : ﻻ ﻭﻻﻛﻦ ( ﻗﺎﺍﺍﺍﻃﻌﻬﺎ ﺑﻐﻮﺍﺕ ) ﺷﻴﻤﺎﺍﺍﺀ ﺧﺮﺭﺭﺭﺭﺭﺟﻲ
ﺧﺮﺟﺎﺍﺕ ﻭﺿﺮﺏ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﺑﺮﺭﺭﻛﻠﺔ ﺗﺎﺍﺍﺳﺪﻫﺎ ﺑﺠﺠﻬﺪ
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ﺭﺭﻳﺎﺽ ﺗﺘﻬﺪﻥ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻏﺎﺍﺍﻧﺸﺮﺭﺭﺣﻠﻚ ﻏﻲ ﺻﺒﺮ
ﺭﻳﺎﺽ : ... ﻻﺵ ﻛﺘﺨﻄﻄﻲ ﻧﺖ ! ﻭﻻﺵ ﻣﺜﻠﺘﻲ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ﺑﻠﻲ ﻣﻜﺘﻌﺮﻓﻴﺶ ﻃﻴﺒﻲ ... ﺷﻬﻬﻬﻬﺮ ﻭ ﻧﺎ ﻛﻨﺎﺍﻛﻞ ﻓﻤﺎﺍﻛﻠﺔ ﻣﻴﺎﻛﻠﻬﺎﺵ ﺍﻟﻜﻠﺐ .. ﻻﺵ ﺑﻐﺎ ﺗﻮﺻﻠﻲ
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ( ﺟﻤﻌﺖ ﺷﺠﺎﻋﺘﻲ ) ﺍﻧﺎﺍﺍﺍ ﺩﺭﺕ ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ﺣﻴﺘﺎﺵ ﻧﺘﺎ ﺗﻜﺮﻓﺼﺘﻲ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ﻭ ﺩﻳﺘﻲ ﺍﻏﻠﻰ ﻣﻌﻨﺪﻱ ﺑﻮﻭﻭﻭﺣﺸﻴﺔ ﻛﺒﻴﺮﺓ ﺍﺷﻨﻮﻭﻭ ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻨﻲ ﻧﺪﻳﺮ !! ﻭﺑﻼ ﻣﻨﺴﺎﻭ ﺑﻠﻲ ﻛﻨﺘﻲ ﻏﺎﺗﻘﻄﻊ ﻣﺼﺪﺭ ﺭﺯﻗﻨﺎ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﺪ ﻭ ﻛﻨﺘﻲ ﻏﺎﺗﺨﺮﺝ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺣﻴﺎﺍﺗﻨﺎ ﻭ ﺣﻴﺎﺓ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ... ﻣﻠﻲ ﻭﻛﻠﺘﻚ ﻣﺎﻛﻠﺔ ﻣﺴﻮﺳﺔ ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻛﻲ ﻭﺍﻟﻮ ﻗﺪﺍﻡ ﺍﺵ ﺩﺭﺗﻲ ﻧﺘﺎ ﻓﺒﺎ ( ﺑﺪﻳﺖ ﺗﺎﻧﺒﻜﻲ ) ﺩﻣﻮﻭﻭﻭﻉ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﻭ ﻋﺮﻗﻮﻭﻭ ﻣﺎﺳﻬﻠﻴﻨﺶ ﻋﻠﻴﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻗﺒﺒﺒﻠﻮ ﺟﻴﺖ ﻋﻨﺪﻙ ﻟﻬﻨﺎ .. ﻣﺎﺷﻲ ﺣﻴﻴﻴﺖ ﻋﺎﺍﺍﺟﺒﻨﻲ ﻭﻻ ﺑﺎﻏﺎﻙ ... ﺑﺎﺍﺍﺍﺭﻛﺎ ﺗﺰﻭﺟﺖ ﺑﻴﻚ ﻭ ﻧﺎ ﻣﻜﻨﻌﺮﺭﻓﻜﺶ ... ﻻ ﻧﺘﺎ ﺯﺩﺩﺩﺗﻲ ﺍﻏﺘﺼﺒﺘﻴﻨﻲ ﺑﺪﻳﻚ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﺸﻴﻴﻴﺔ ( ﻛﻨﻤﺴﺢ ﻓﺪﻣﻮﻋﻲ ) ﺣﺸﺎﺍﺍﺍ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﺍﺍﻥ
ﺑﻘﺎ ﻏﻲ ﺳﺎﻛﺖ ﻛﻴﺸﻮﻑ ﻟﻌﻌﻨﺪﻱ ﻭ ﻧﺎ ﺣﻤﻤﻤﻤﺮﺓ ﻭ ﻋﻴﻨﻲ ﻓﺎﺯﻛﻴﻦ ... ( ﻭﻗﻒ ﻟﻌﻨﺪﻱ ﻛﻴﺸﻮﻑ ﻓﻴﺎ ﺑﻐﺎ ﻳﻤﺴﺢ ﻟﻴﺎﺍﺍ ﻭ ﻧﺎ ﻧﻬﺮﺏ ﻣﻨﻮ )
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ﻭﺍﻳﺎﻙ ﺗﺤﺎﺍﺍﺩﻱ ﻓﻴﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍ .. ﻭﺍﺍﺍﺍﻳﺎﺍﺍﺍﻙ ... ﺯﻋﻤﺎ ﺑﺎﻏﻲ ﺗﺒﻴﻦ ﻟﻲ ﺑﻠﻲ ﻓﻴﻚ ﺷﻮﻳﺔ ﺩ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻧﻴﺔ !!!! ﺑﻼ ﻣﺘﺤﺎﺍﺍﻭﻝ .. ( ﻛﻨﺒﻜﻲ )
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ﺧﺮﺭﺭﺝ ﻋﻔﺎﺍﺍﻙ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻴﺘﻲ ..
ﺭﻳﺎﺽ : ﺳﺎﺍﺭﺓ .. ﻧﺖ ﻏﻲ ﻛﺘﻬﻀﺮﻱ ﻭ ﻣﺎﻓﺎﺍﺍﻫﻤﺔ ﻭﺍﺍﺍﺍﻟﻮ
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ﻳﻜﻮﻭﻥ ﻟﻲ ﻳﻜﻮﻥ .. ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ﻣﻜﻴﻌﻄﻴﻜﺶ ﺍﻟﺤﻖ ﺗﺨﺮﺏ ﺣﻴﺎﺓ ﻧﺎﺱ ﻣﻌﻨﻨﻨﺪﻫﻢ ﺗﺎﺷﻲ ﺩﻧﻨﻨﻨﺐ .. ﺑﺎﺵ ﺣﺴﻴﺘﻲ ﻟﻴﻮﻭﻭﻡ ﻭﻧﺘﺎ ﻏﺎﺗﺨﺴﺮ ﻛﻮﻟﺸﻲ ﻫﺎ ! ﺭﺍﺍﺍﻩ ﻧﻔﺲ ﺍﺣﺴﺎﺱ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﻧﻬﺎﺭ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻏﺎﺗﺴﻠﺒﻮ ﻣﻦ ﻣﺼﺪﺭ ﺭﺯﻗﻮﻭ ﺑﺒﺮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﺩﺓ ... ﻛﻮﻥ ﺧﺮﺑﺖ ﻟﻴﻚ ﻛﻠﺸﻲ ﻟﻴﻮﻡ !! ! ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻋﻨﺪﻱ ﻓﺮﺻﺔ ﻧﺘﺘﻘﻢ ﻭ ﻧﻘﻠﺐ ﻛﻠﺸﻲ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺭﺍﺳﻚ ﻛﻮ ﺩﺭﺗﻬﺎ !!! ﺍﺵ ﻛﻨﺘﻲ ﻏﺎﺩﻳﺮ ﻓﻴﺎ ! ﻛﻨﺖ ﻏﺎﺍﺍﺗﻘﻠﻨﻲ .. ﻭﺣﻤﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻟﻲ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻭﻛﻠﺘﻚ ﻏﻲ ﻣﺎﻛﻠﺔ ﻣﺴﻮﻭﻭﺳﺔ
ﺭﻳﺎﺽ : ﺳﺎﺍﺭﺓ ﺭﺍ ﺧﺼﻚ ﺗﻔﻔﻤﻬﻲ
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ﻣﺎﺑﻐﻴﻴﻴﺖ ﻧﻔﻔﻔﻬﻢ ﻭﺍﺍﺍﻟﻮ .. ﻏﻲ ﺧﺮﺝ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻴﺘﻲ ﺩﺍﺍﺍﺍﺑﺎ
ﺑﻘﺎ ﻳﺸﻮﻑ ﻓﻴﺎ ﻭ ﺗﺎﺟﻪ ﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﺑﻌﺼﺒﻴﺔ ﻭ ﺧﺮﺝ ﻟﺘﺦ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ .. ﻛﻠﺴﺖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ .. ﻛﻨﻨﻔﻜﺮﺭﺭ ... ﻟﻲ ﻳﺸﻮﻓﻮ ﻛﻴﻔﺎﺵ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻛﻴﺸﻮﻑ ﻓﻴﺎ ﻣﺎﻳﻘﻮﻟﺶ ﻫﺪﺍ ﻫﻮﻭﻭ ﻟﻲ ﺩﺍﺭ ﺩﻳﻚ ﻛﻮﺍﺭﺙ ﻛﺎﺍﻣﻠﺔ ... ﻓﻔﻔﻒ ﻛﻴﻒ ﺍﻟﺤﺮﺑﺎﺍﺍﺀ ..
ﻧﻮﺿﺖ ﻛﻨﻬﺪﻥ ﻓﺮﺍﺳﻲ ﻭ ﻧﺤﻤﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻟﻲ ﻣﻘﻠﺒﺶ ﻭ ﻣﻠﻘﺎﺵ ﺷﻨﻮ ﻣﺨﺒﻌﺎ ﻣﺎ ﻫﺎﺩ ﺷﻮﺍﻫﺪ ﺳﺎﻫﻞ ﺍﻣﺮﻫﻮﻭﻭﻡ ﺍﺻﻼ ﺗﻮﺣﺸﺖ ﻧﻮﺟﺪ ﺷﻬﻴﻮﺍﺕ