ﺩﻋﺎﺀ : ﻡ ﻣﺮﻳﻢ !!! ﻻ ﻻﺍﻻﺍ ﻛﻀﺤﻚ ﻣﻌﺎﻳﺎ ﻭﺻﺎﻓﻲ ﻳﺎﺍﺍﻙ ...
ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ : ﺩﻋﺎﺍﺍﺀ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﻜﻨﻨﻨﻀﺤﻜﺶ ... ﻧﺖ ﺭﺍﺍﺍﻙ ﻛﻴﻒ ﺧﺘﻲ ﻻﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍ ﺍﻗﻞ ﻭ ﻻ ﺍﻛﺘﺮ ... ﺍ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺭﺍ ﻗﺒﻠﺖ ﺑﻬﺎﺩ ﺯﻭﺍﺝ ﺣﻴﺖ ﺷﺘﻚ ﻣﺎﺑﻐﻴﺎﺍﺍﺍﺵ ﻭﺑﺎﻳﻨﺎ ﻓﻴﻚ ﻣﺎﺷﻲ ﺩﻳﺎﻝ ﻫﺎﺩ ﺍﻟﺤﺐ ﻭ ﻫﺎﺩ ﺗﺨﺮﺑﻴﻖ ﻭ ﻧﻬﺎﺭ ﻣﺤﺎﻛﻤﺔ ﻣﻐﺎﻟﻘﺎﺵ ﻣﻌﺎﻙ ﻣﺸﻜﻞ ... ﻭﺩﺍﺑﺎ ﺑﺎﻏﺎ ﺗﻠﺴﻘﻴﻨﻲ !!!!!!
ﺩﻋﺎﺀ : ﺵ ﺷﻨﻮﻭﻭ ﻧﻠﺴﻘﻚ !! ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻛﻨﺒﻐﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻚ ﺍﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ( ﻛﺘﺸﺪ ﻟﻴﻪ ﻭﺟﻬﻮﻭﻭ ﻭﻫﻮ ﻛﻴﺤﻴﺪ ﻟﻴﻬﺎ ﻳﺪﻫﺎ )
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ ﻭﻫﻨﺎﺀﺷﺎﻓﻮ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﻀﺮ ﻭﺑﻘﺎﻭ ﻛﻴﺴﻤﻌﻮ
ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ : ﺩﻋﺎﺍﺍﺍﺀ ﺷﻨﻮ ﻫﺎﺩ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﺍﺍﻕ ... ﺩﻋﺎﺀ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺭﺍ ﻣﻜﻨﺤﺲ ﻣﻌﺎﻙ ﺑﺘﺎ ﺣﺎﺟﺔ ﺍﻧﺎﺍﺍ ﺍﺻﻼ ﻣﻜﻨﻔﻜﺮ ﻻ ﻓﺰﻭﺍﺝ ﻻ ﻓﺎﺭﺗﺒﺎﻁ ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ﻛﺎﻣﻞ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻭﻳﺎﻙ ﻋﺎﺭﻓﻴﻦ ﻣﺰﻳﺎﻥ ﻻﺵ ﺩﺭﻧﺎﺍﻩ ... ( ﺩﻋﺎﺀ ﻛﺘﺸﻮﻑ ﻓﻴﻪ ﻣﺼﺪﻭﻣﺔ ﻭ ﺩﻣﻮﻋﻬﺎ ﺷﻼﻝ ... ﻗﺮﺏ ﻭﺷﺪ ﻟﻴﻬﺎ ﻓﻜﺘﺎﻓﻬﺎ ﻭﻫﻲ ﻣﻜﺪﻳﺮ ﺗﺎ ﺭﺩﺓ ﻓﻌﻞ ) ... ﺩﻋﺎﺀ ﺳﻤﻌﻨﻲ ﺍﺧﺘﻲ ﻭﺍﺵ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻭﺍﻋﺪﺗﻚ ﺷﻲ ﻧﻬﺎﺭ ﺑﺸﻲ ﺣﺎﺟﺔ ﻫﺎ !!!! ﻭﺍﺵ ﺗﻘﺮﺑﺖ ﻣﻨﻚ !! ﻋﻄﻴﺘﻚ ﺷﻲ ﺍﻣﻞ ... ﻻﺍﺍ ﻛﻮﻥ ﺗﻘﺮﺑﺖ ﻣﻨﻚ ﻭﻻ ﻭﺍﻋﺪﺗﻚ ﻭ ﺩﺍﺑﺎ ﻧﻜﺮﺗﻚ ﻭﺍﺍﺍﺍﺧﺎ ﻭﻻﻛﻦ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻃﻮﻭﻝ ﻫﺎﺩ 3 ﺍﺷﻬﺮﺭﺭ ﻭﻧﺎ ﻛﻨﺘﻌﺎﻣﻞ ﻣﻌﺎﻙ ﻓﺤﺪﻭﻭﻭﺩ ﺍﻻﺣﺘﺮﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻡ ... ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﻀﻴﻨﺘﻜﺶ ﻏﺎﺗﺴﺎﻟﻴﻬﺎﻟﻲ ﻫﺎﺍﻛﺎﺍﺍ ﺍﺩﻋﺎﺍﺍﺀ .
( ﻗﺎﻃﻌﻬﻢ ﻛﻮﺭﺳﻴﻲ )
ﻛﻮﻏﺴﻴﻲ : ﺳﻲ ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ... ﻗﺎﺿﻲ ﺍﻻﺳﺮﺓ ﻛﻴﺘﺴﻨﺎﻛﻢ ﺑﺎﺵ ﺗﻜﻤﻠﻮ ﺍﺟﺮﺀﺍﺕ ﺍﻟﻄﻼﻕ ( ﺗﻘﻠﺒﺎﺕ ﻟﻴﻪ ﺩﻋﺎﺀ ﻣﻮﺳﻌﺔ ﻋﻴﻨﻴﻬﺎ ﻭ ﺳﺎﺭﺓ ﺷﺪﺍﺕ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻓﻤﻬﺎ ) ﺍﻟﻰ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﻳﻦ ﺗﻔﻀﻠﻮ ﻣﻌﺎﻳﺎ ..
ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ : ﻭ ﻭﺍ ﻭﺍﺧﺎ ﺳﻴﺮ ﻧﺘﺎ ﺩﺍﺑﺎ .... ( ﺗﻘﻠﺐ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺩﻋﺎﺀ ﻟﻲ ﺑﻘﺎ ﻓﻨﻔﺲ ﻭﺿﻌﻴﺘﻬﺎﺍﺍﺍ ﻭﻻﺕ ﺣﺤﺤﻤﻤﻤﻤﺮﺓ ﺗﻨﻬﺪ ) ﺧﻠﻴﻨﺎ ﻧﻜﻤﻠﻮ ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ﺩﻏﻴﺎ ... ﺗﻴﻘﻴﻨﻲ ﻫﺎﺩﺍ ﺭﺍ ﻣﺎﺷﻲ ﺣﺐ ﻫﺬﺍﺍ ﻏﻲ ﻭﻟﻠﻒ ... ﻧﺘﻲ ﻏﻲ ﻭﻟﻔﺘﻨﻲ ﻫﺎﺩﺍ ﻣﻜﺎﻥ ... ﺩﻋﺎﺀ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺭﺍ ﻣﻜﻨﺒﻐﻴﻴﻴﻜﺶ
ﺩﻋﺎﺀ : ( ﻣﺴﺤﺎﺕ ﺩﻣﻮﻋﻬﺎ ﻭ ﺟﺎﺑﺖ ﻃﺎﻗﺔ ﻭ ﺷﺎﻓﺖ ﻓﻴﻪ ) ﻛﺘﺒﻐﻲ ﺷﻲ ﻭﺣﺪﺓ ﺧﺮﻯ ﻳﺎﺍﺍﺍﻙ ﻣﺘﻜﺪﺑﺶ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ﻧﺘﺎ ﻛﺘﺒﻐﻲ ﻭﺣﺪﺓ ﺍﺧﺮﻯ
ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ : ﺍﻭﻭﻭﻭﻑ ﺍﺩﻋﺎﺀ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﻜﻨﺒﻐﻲ ﺣﺪ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻛﻨﺒﻐﻲ ﻏﻲ ﺧﺪﺩﺩﻣﺘﻲ ... ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﺰﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻝ ﻣﻜﻨﻔﻜﺮ ﻓﺰﻭﺍﺍﺍﺝ ﻭﻻ ﺍﻻﺳﺘﻘﺮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﻣﺎﻣﻜﻮﻧﺶ ﺗﺎﺭﺍﺍﺍﺳﻲ ﻟﺰﻭﺍﺝ ﺑﺎﻗﻲ ﻣﻊ ﺩﺍﺍﺍﺭﻧﺎ ... ﺩﻋﺎﺀ ﻫﺎﺩﻱ ﺭﺍ ﺣﻴﺎﺍﺍﺗﻲ ... ﺭﺍ ﻧﻬﺎﺭ ﻧﺒﻐﻲ ﻧﺘﺰﻭﺝ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻟﻲ ﻏﺎﻧﺨﻄﺒﻬﺎ ﻣﺎﺷﻲ ﻫﻲ ...
ﻫﻨﺎﺀﻭﺳﺎﺭﺓ ﺗﻌﺼﺒﺎﻭﻭﻭ ﺣﻴﺖ ﺷﺎﻓﻮﻩ ﻛﻴﻬﻴﻨﻬﺎﺍ
ﺩﻋﺎﺀ : ﻙ ﻛﻴﻔﺎﺵ !! ﺩ ﺩﺍﺑﺎ ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻲ ﺗﻘﻮﻟﻲ ﻓﺎﺭﺿﺎ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺭﺍﺳﻲ
ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ : ( ﺗﻨﻬﺪ ﻭﺭﺟﻊ ﺷﺎﻑ ﻋﻨﺪﻫﺎ ) ﻡ ﻣﻘﺼﺪﺗﺶ ﻫﺎﺩﺷﻲ ﻓﻔﻒ ... ﺧﻠﻴﻨﺎ ﻧﻤﺸﻴﻮ ﺧﻼﺹ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺿﻲ ﻛﻴﺘﺴﻨﻰ
ﺩﻋﺎﺀ : ( ﺷﺪﺍﺗﻮ ﻣﻦ ﻳﺪﻭ ﻭﻗﻔﺎﺗﻮ ﻭ ﻛﺘﺒﻜﻲ ) ﻻ ﺍﻋﻤﺮﺍﺍﺍﺍﻥ ﻋﻔﺎﺍﺍﺍﻙ .. ﺍﻧﺎ ﺭﺍ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﻧﻘﺪ ﻧﻌﻴﺶ ﺑﻼ ﺑﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻚ ﺗﻴﻴﻴﻴﻘﻨﻲ ﺍﻋﻤﺮﺍﺍﺍﺍﻥ ﻻﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍ ﻻﺗﻔﺮﻗﺖ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﻧﻤﻮﻭﺕ
ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ : ﺧﻼﺍﺹ ﺍﺩﻋﺎﺍﺍﺀ ﺑﻼ ﺷﻮﻫﺔ ﺭﺍ ﻧﺎﺱ ﻛﻴﻌﺮﻓﻮﻧﻲ ﻫﻨﺎﺍ
ﺩﻋﺎﺀ : ( ﻃﺎﺣﺖ ﻻﺭﺽ ﺷﺎﺩﺓ ﻓﺮﺟﻠﻴﻪ ﻭ ﺳﺎﺭﺓ ﻭﻫﻨﺎﺀ ﺟﺎﻭ ﻟﻴﻬﺎ ) ﻋﻤﺮﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻥ ﻛﻨﺘﺮﺟﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻙ ﻣﺘﺨﻼﺵ ﻋﻠﻴﺎﺍﺍ ﺍﻋﻤﺮﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻥ ﻏﺎﻧﻤﻮﻭﻭﺕ ﺑﻼ ﺑﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻚ ( ﻛﺘﺒﻜﻲ )
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ( ﻛﺘﻨﻮﺿﻬﺎ )
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ﺩﻋﺎﺍﺍﺍﺀ ﻧﻮﻭﻭﺿﻲ . ﻧﻮﻭﻭﻭﺿﻲ ﻣﺎﺗﻌﺼﺒﻴﻨﻴﺶ ( ﻣﺒﻐﺎﺗﺶ ﻭ ﺑﻘﺎﺕ ﻻﺳﻘﺔ ﻓﺮﺟﻠﻮ ﺗﺎﺿﺮﺑﺘﻬﺎ ﺳﺎﺍﺍﺭﺓ ﺑﺘﺼﺮﻓﻴﻴﻘﺔ ﻋﺎﺩ ﻃﻠﻘﺎﺕ ﺑﻘﺎﺍﺍﺕ ﻣﺼﻤﺮﺓ ﺷﺎﺩﺓ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺣﻨﻜﻬﺎ ) ﺣﻤﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺭﺓ .. ﻛﻜﻜﻜﻠﺒﺔ ﻭﺍﺍﺍﺍﺵ ﺣﻤﺎﻗﻴﺘﻲ ﻻ ﻻ ﺣﻤﺎﻗﻴﺘﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﻤﻌﻘﻮﻭﻝ ﺷﻜﻮﻭﻭﻥ ﻫﻮ ﻓﻤﻠﻚ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺩﻳﺮﻱ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻫﺎﺩ ﺣﺎﻟﺔ ( ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ﻣﺸﺎ)
