ﻋﻨﺪ ﻫﻨﺎﺀ ...
ﺩﺍﺭﺕ ﻛﻮﺗﺮ ﻟﻘﺎﺗﻨﻲ ﻭﺭﺍﻫﺎ ﻛﻨﺒﺘﺎﺳﻢ . ﻭﻫﻲ ﺗﻮﺗﺮ ...
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﺍ ﺍﺀﺀﺀﺀ ﻫﻨﺎﺀ
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ( ﺿﺤﻜﺔ ﺻﻔﺮﺓ ) ﻛﻮﺗﺮ ﻻﺑﺎﺍﺱ
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ( ﻣﺴﺘﻌﺠﺒﺔ ) ﺀﺀﻻﺑﺎﺍﺱ ﻭﻧﺘﻲ ...
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ﺑﻴﻴﺨﻴﺮ ﻣﻦ ﻧﻬﺎﺭ ﻟﻲ ﺗﻔﺎﺭﻗﺖ ﻣﻊ ﺩﻙ ﺷﻤﺎﺍﺗﺔ ﻭﺍﻧﺎﺍ ﻓﻮﻕ ﺑﻴﺨﻴﻴﻴﺮ ﻭﺍﻟﻔﻀﻞ ﻟﻴﻚ ﻧﺘﻲ ﻟﻲ ﻓﺎﺭﻗﺘﻴﻨﻲ ﻣﻌﺎﺍﺍﻩ ..
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﻫﺎﺍﺍﺍ ... ﻭﺍﺵ ﻋﺎﺟﺒﻚ ﺍﻟﺤﺎﺍﻝ !!
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ﻃﺒﻌﺎﺍﺍ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻏﺎ ﻛﻨﻀﻴﻊ ﻟﻮﻗﺖ ﻣﻌﺎﺍﻩ ﻭﻛﺘﺎﺷﻔﺖ ﺑﻠﻲ ﻣﻜﻨﺒﻐﻴﻬﺶ ﻏﺎ ﻫﺒﺎﺍﻝ ﺻﻐﺮ ﺩﺍﺑﺎ ﺿﺒﺮﺕ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻭﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﺮﺍﺍﺟﻞ ﺷﻬﻮﺓ ﻣﻨﻮﻭ ﻓﻴﻨﻚ ﻳﺎﺍﺍ ﻓﻠﻮﻭﺱ ﻭﻃﻤﻮﺑﻴﻼﺍﺍﺕ ﻣﺸﺒﻌﻨﻲ ﻣﺴﺎﺭﻳﺎﺍﺕ ﻭﻛﺎﺍﺩﻭﺍﺍﺕ ﻭﺩﻫﻮﺑﺎﺍﺕ ﺍﺵ ﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﺑﺪﺍﻙ ﺯﻗﺮﺍﺍﻡ ﻳﻀﻞ ﺣﺎﺑﺴﻨﻲ ﻓﺪﺍﺍﺭ ﻛﻲ ﺷﻲ ﻏﺒﺪﺓ ..
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﻫﺎﺍﺍ .. ﺑﺼﺎﺍﺡ ﻭﺍﺵ ﻣﺒﻘﻴﺘﻴﺶ ﻛﺘﺒﻐﻲ ﺳﻴﻒ !!
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ﺍﻭﻳﻠﻲ ﺍﺵ ﺑﻘﺎ ﻣﻴﻌﺠﺒﻨﻲ ﻓﻴﻪ ﺍﺟﻲ ﺗﺸﻮﻓﻲ ﺯﻳﻦ ﻟﻲ ﺍﻧﺎﺍ ﻣﻌﺎﻉ ﺩﺍﺍﺍﺑﺎ ﻓﻴﻦ ﻳﺒﻘﻰ ﺳﻴﻒ ﻭﻃﺎﺳﻴﻠﺘﻮﻭﻭ ﺍﻻﻧﺎﻗﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﺠﻤﺎﺍﻝ ﺻﺮﺍﺣﺔ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺿﺎﺍﻳﻌﺔ ﻣﻌﺎﺍﻩ ﻛﻨﺴﺘﻨﺎﺍ ﻏﻴﺮ ﺍﻣﺘﺎﺍ ﻧﻄﻠﻖ ﻭﻧﺘﺰﻭﺝ ﻓﺎﻟﻤﺮﻓﺢ ...
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﺍﻳﻮﺍ ﻫﻲ ﺩﺭﺕ ﻓﻴﻚ ﺧﻴﻴﺮ ..
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ( ﺍﺣﺎﺍﺍﺡ .. ﻋﻠﻰ ﺩﻙ ﺷﻌﺮ ﺍﻟﻤﻄﻠﻮﻭﻭﻕ ﺻﺒﻌﺎﺍﻧﻲ ﻛﻴﺎﺍﻛﻠﻮﻧﻲ ) ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﻜﺘﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻣﺘﺎﺍﺍﻟﻚ ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻠﻴﻚ ﺍﻟﻘﻬﺮ .. ﺀﺀﺀ ﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﻧﻘﻮﻝ ﺳﺘﺮ ﺭﻳﺤﺘﻴﻨﻲ ﻣﻨﻮﻭ ﻭﺍﺧﺎﺍ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻋﺮﻓﺘﻮﻭ ﻣﺨﺎﺍﻧﻴﺶ ﻏﻴﺮ ﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﻧﻬﺮﺏ ﻣﻨﻮ ﻭﺩﺭﺗﻬﺎ ﺳﺒﺔ ﺑﺎﺵ ﻧﺘﻔﺎﺭﻗﺖ ﻣﻌﺎﺍﻩ ﺣﻴﺖ ﻣﻠﻴﺘﻮﻭ ﻭﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﻧﻌﻴﺶ ﺣﻴﺎﺍﺗﻲ ..
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﺍﺍﺍ ﺷﺸﻨﻮﻭﻭ ﻙ ﻛﻴﻔﺎﺍﺵ ﻋﺮﻓﺘﻲ ...
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ﻭﺭﺍﺍﻩ ﺷﻔﺖ ﻛﻮﻟﺸﻲ ﻭﻋﺎﺭﻓﺔﻛﻮﻟﺸﻲ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻏﺎ ﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﻧﺘﻔﻚ ﻣﻨﻮ ﻭﺟﻴﺘﻲ ﻧﺘﻲ ﻓﻄﺮﻳﻖ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻪ ( ﺩﺭﺑﺎﺕ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻛﺘﻔﻬﺎ ) ﺷﻜﺮﺍﺍ ﺑﺰﺍﺍﺍﻑ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﻌﺎﻭﻧﺔ
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﻭﺍﺍﻳﺎﺍﻙ ﺭﺟﻌﺘﻲ ﺳﺎﻛﻨﺔ ﻣﻌﺎﻩ ﻓﺪﺍﺍﺭﻭ ﻋﻼﺵ ﺭﺟﻌﺘﻲ ﻣﻠﻲ ﻣﻜﺘﺒﻐﻴﻬﺶ ؟؟
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ﺟﻴﺖ ﻧﻜﺮﻫﻮ ﻓﻴﺎﺍﺍ ﺑﺎﺵ ﻳﺘﻔﺎﺭﻕ ﻣﻨﻲ ﻭﻳﻄﻠﻘﻨﻲ ﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﻏﺎ ﺍﻣﺘﺎﺍ ﻧﻤﺸﻲ ﻧﺘﺰﻭﺝ ﺑﺤﺒﻲ ﻳﺎﺍﺳﻴﻦ ...
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻓﺎﺟﺌﺘﻴﻨﻲ ﻭﻗﺼﺮﺗﻲ ﻋﻠﻴﺎﺍ ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻳﻖ ... ﻭﺧﺎﺍﺍ ﺭﺍﻩ ﺗﻤﺤﻨﺖ ﻣﻌﺎﻛﻢ ﻫﻬﻬﻪ ﻛﻨﺘﻲ ﺗﻘﻮﻟﻴﻬﺎﻟﻲ ﻣﻦ ﻟﻮﻝ ﻧﺘﻌﺎﻭﻧﻮ ﺑﺠﻮﺝ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺑﻌﺪﺍﺍﺍ ﺧﻠﻴﺘﻮﻭﻭ ﻳﺒﻐﻴﻨﻲ ﻣﺎﺷﻲ ﻳﻜﺮﻫﻨﻲ
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ﻭﻋﻼﺵ ﻏﻴﻜﺮﻫﻚ !!!
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﺩﻙ ﻟﻴﻠﺔ ﻣﺸﻴﺖ ﻋﻨﺪﻭ ﻟﻠﺒﻴﺖ ﺣﻴﺖ ﻋﺮﻓﺘﻚ ﺟﺎﺍﻳﺎ ﻋﻨﺪﻭ ﻭﺩﺧﻠﺖ ﻟﺒﻴﺘﻮ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺿﻮ ﻣﻄﻔﻲ ﻭﻋﻨﻘﺘﻮ ﻭﺑﺪﻳﺖ ﻛﻨﺒﻮﺱ ﻓﻴﻪ ﻫﻬﻬﻪ ﻳﺤﺴﺎﺑﻠﻮ ﻧﺘﻲ ( ﻛﻨﻔﺮﻙ ﻓﺼﺒﻌﺎﻧﻲ ﻭﻛﺘﻀﺤﻚ ﺑﺰﺯ ) ﺍﻳﻮﺍﺍﺍ ﻣﻠﻲ ﺩﺧﻠﺘﻲ ﻧﺘﻲ ﻋﻠﻴﻨﺎﺍ ﺷﻌﻠﺘﻲ ﺿﻮ ﻭﺷﺎﻓﻨﻲ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻛﻨﻀﺤﻚ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺗﻤﺎﺍ ﻭﻫﻮ ﻣﻄﺎﻳﻘﻨﻴﺶ .
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ( ﺷﺎﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﺭﺓ ﻭﻫﻨﺎﺀ ﺟﺎﺍﻭ ﻭﺍﻗﻔﻴﻦ ﺑﻌﻴﺪ ﻭﻛﻴﺴﺘﻨﺎﺍﻭ ﺍﺷﺎﺭﺓ ﻣﻨﻬﺎ ) ﻫﺎﺍﻛﺎﺍﻙ ﺍﻳﻮﺍ ﻣﺰﻳﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﻥ ﻫﺎﺩ ﺷﻲ ﻟﻲ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻛﻨﺴﺘﻨﺎﺍﺍ ﻣﻨﻚ ﻳﺎﺍ ﻟﻔﻌﺔ ﺍﻟﻜﺮﻃﻴﻄﺎﺍﺍﺍ
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ( ﺭﺟﻌﺎﺕ ﻟﻮﺭ ﺧﺎﻳﻔﺔ ) ﺷﻨﻮﻭﻭ ﻣﺎﺍﻟﻚ ﻳﺎﺍﻙ ﻋﺎﺩ ﻛﻨﺘﻲ ﻣﺘﺎﻓﻘﺔ ﻣﻌﺎﻳﺎﺍ .
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ( ﻛﺘﻘﺮﺏ ﻋﻨﺪﻫﺎ ﻭﻫﻲ ﺭﺍﺟﻌﺎ ﻟﻮﺭ ) ﻣﺘﺎﺍﻓﻘﺔ ﻣﻌﺎﺍﻙ .. ﺍﻧﺎ ﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﻳﺘﺎﻓﻖ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺷﻴﻄﺎﺍﺍﻥ ﻳﺎ ﺑﻨﺖ ﺍﻟﺤﺮﺍﺍﺍﻡ ﺍﺟﻲ ﻟﻬﻨﺎﺍﺍ ﺍﻟﻰ ﻣﺮﺍﺑﺘﻜﺶ ﻣﻚ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻏﻨﺮﺑﻴﻚ ( ﺷﺪﺗﻬﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺷﻌﺮﻫﺎﺍﺍ ﻭﺻﺮﻓﻘﺎﺗﻬﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺿﺎﺭﺕ )
ﻭﻏﻴﺮ ﺷﺎﻓﻮﻫﺎ ﺳﺎﺭﺓ ﻭﻫﻨﺎﺀ ﻭﺟﺎﻭ ﻛﻴﺠﺮﻳﻮ )
ﺩﻋﺎﺀ : ﺳﺘﻨﺎﺍﻱ ﻏﺘﺒﺪﺍﺍﻱ ﺑﻼ ﺑﻴﻨﺎﺍﺍ ( ﻛﻮﺗﺮ ﺭﺍﺟﻌﺔ ﻟﻮﺭ ﻭﺷﺎﺩﺓ ﻓﺨﺪﻫﺎ ﻛﺘﺸﻮﻑ ﻓﺎﻟﻌﺼﺎﺑﺔ ﺍﻱ ﺗﺠﻤﻌﺎﺕ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ )
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﻛﺪﺑﺘﻲ ﻋﻠﻴﺎﺍﺍ ﻳﺎﺍﻙ ﻗﻠﺘﻲ ﻣﻜﺘﺒﻐﻴﻬﺶ ﻫﺊ ﻫﺊ
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ﻣﻤﻤﻤﻤﻢ ﺷﺤﺎﺍﺍﻝ ﺗﻮﺣﺸﺖ ﺍﻟﻨﺘﻴﻒ
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ( ﻣﺮﻋﻮﺑﺔ ﻭﺭﺍﺟﻌﺔ ﻟﻮﺭ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺣﺒﺴﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﻂ ) ﻣﺘﻘﻴﺴﻮﻭﻧﻲﺵ ﻭﻻ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺣﺘﻰ .. ﻥ ﻥ
ﻫﻨﺎﺀ : ﺑﻨﺎﺍﺕ ... ﺑﺎﺵ ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻮ ﻧﺒﺪﺍﺍﺍﻭ .. ( ﻛﺘﺸﻮﻑ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﺷﻮﻓﺔ ﺷﻴﻄﺎﻧﻴﺔ ) ﻧﺒﺪﺍﺍﺍﻭ ﺑﺎﻟﻮﺟﻪ ﻭﻻ ﺷﻌﺮ ﻭﻻ ﻧﺨﻠﻄﻮ ﻛﻮﻟﺸﻲ ﻣﻴﻜﺲ ...
ﺩﻋﺎﺀ : ﺍﻧﺎ ﻛﻴﺒﺎﺍﺍﻟﻲ ﻧﺮﺳﻤﻮﻟﻬﺎ ﺧﺮﻳﻄﺔ ﺟﻤﺎﻳﻜﺎﺍﺍ ﻓﻮﺟﻬﻬﺎ ﺑﺎﺵ ﻋﻤﺮﻫﺎ ﺗﻔﻜﺮ ﺗﻘﺮﺏ ﻟﺸﻲ ﺣﺪ ﻭﻟﻲ ﺷﺎﻓﻬﺎ ﻳﺘﺨﻠﻊ ...
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﻻﻻ ﻭﺟﻬﻲ ﻻ ﻋﻔﺎﺍﻛﻢ ﻃﻠﻘﻮﻧﻲ ﻧﻤﺸﻲ ..
ﺳﺎﺭﺓ : ﻣﻤﻤﻢ ﺷﻨﻮ ﺭﺋﻜﻢ ﻧﺒﺪﺍﻭ ﻟﻴﻬﺎ ﺑﺸﻌﺮﻫﺎ ﻟﻮﻝ ﻧﺤﺴﻨﻮﻩ ﻟﻴﻬﺎ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺯﻳﺮﻭﻭ ﻏﻴﺠﻴﻬﺎ ﺯﻭﻳﻦ ﻓﺤﺎﻝ ﺯﻳﻦ ﺩﻳﻦ ﺯﻳﺪﺍﻥ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻪ
ﻛﻮﺗﺮ : ﻫﻨﺎﺍﺀ ﻗﻮﻟﻴﻠﻬﻢ ﻳﺒﻌﺪﻭ ﻋﻠﻴﺎﺍﺍ ( ﻃﺎﺣﺖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺭﺟﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﻛﺘﺰﺍﻭﻙ ) ﻣﺒﻘﻴﺶ ﻧﻘﺮﺏ ﻟﺴﻴﻒ ﺍﻗﺴﻢ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﻨﺒﻘﻰ ﻧﺘﻼﻗﺎﺍﺍﻩ ..
ﻧﻬﺎﻳﺔ ﺍﻟﺤﻠﻘﺔ ﻣﺌﺔ ﻭﺗﻼﺗﺔ ﻋﺸﺮ
