(Hellooo, um so I just wanted to say, you've probably noticed that there have been a lot of character dares, which don't involve Laney and Larry, which might like confused viewers who don't the other characters from other fandoms, and it's really overwhelming to read, and write heh. So I'm fine with doing dares with OC's or other characters, but please try to remember this is a book about Laney and Larry, Grojband, etc, that stuff, so... yeah, but don't worry, still doing everyone else's dares and stuff!)
Lillian (AKA TheDerpierSide- I'M BACK!!!
Larry- OH NO IT'S COOKIE GIRL
Laney- please don't tell me you're going to make us give you cookies again
Lillian- that's exactly what I'm doing :) You have to give me cookies for 15 chapters and I get to stick around here too ;)
Larry- I'm gonna be broke
Lillian- GIMME COOKIES *torturing them is fun*
Laney- Torturing us is not fun
Lillian- oh Laney, I know exactly what you're doing :)
Laney- I don't know what you're talking about
Larry- what....
Laney- (hands her a cookie)
Everyone else- (hands her a cookie)
Larry- DOES EVERYONE JUST HAVE COOKIES ON THEM EXCEPT FOR ME?
Lillian- looks like it, but I'll let you off the hook for just today
Larry- what's the price
Lillian- no I'm being nice to you, because I'm making you and Laney stay here for another 14 days
Laney and Larry- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gretchen- rude much
Lillian- Gretchen, you can do anything you want..... TO SUZI MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gretchen- YES- but she's in the underground
Lillian- I'm sure Daisy can give you author powers for this chapter
Gretchen- wha- who- I'm not gonnna question it. This is gonna be fun (insert evil smirk)
Lillian- oh yeah I'm also gonna make Suzi nice for a month and make her dress up as a goth or boy for a week
Gretchen- You have the best dares!
Lillian- now use your author powers to make Suzi do those things!
Gretchen- I'll see if it works..... (clicks fingers)
(with Suzi)
Suzi- AHHHHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY FISH LADY
Undyne- (running after her with armour clanking but then stops)
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Suzi- OMG I'm so sorry for saying that! You're a wonderful fish lady! Let's not fight anymore, let's be best friends!!!!!!!
Undyne- ........... DIE
Suzi- No!!!!!!!
(at the camp)
Gretchen- did it work?
(a note falls from the sky)
Silver- (catches it) this note says it did...
Lillian- Yes! TORTURE HER MORE
Gretchen- oh I will (repeated clicks fingers)
(with Suzi)
Suzi- (starts doing the chicken dance)
Undyne- what the heck
Suzi- (gets a boys hair cut) What IS HAP- (turns into ButtSquat)
Undyne- Alphys was really wrong about humans...
Suzi- (falls into the water)
Undyne- uh...
Suzi- HELP ME (sand covers her)
Sans- (watching in amusement)
Undyne- are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Sans- yup
Undyne- should I do something?
Sans- nope
Suzi- If I remain calm, maybe this will stop (feathers appear on her and she starts to cluck like a chicken) CLUCK
(at the camp)
Lillian- (laughing to the point where she's crying) THIS IS THE BEST
Gretchen- wait you can see it?
Lillian- Actually I can re- I mean, I'm guess it hilarious
Larry- *we're unimportant...*
Laney- why yes Larry, we are very unimportant
Larry- I don't even know anymore
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