Derek Hale Imagines

Honey I shrunk the Alpha

"(Y/N)'s going to kill us." Stiles groaned as he looked eye to eye with the newly shrunken Derek.

"Who's (Y/N)?" Derek asked curiously.

"Deader than dead, I'm blaming this on you." Stiles grunted.

"Well Derek isn't supposed to be back till this evening and (Y/N) got mad that she didn't get to see tiny Derek the last time he got shrunk." Scott shrugged.

"I haven't been shrunk." Derek objected, frowning at Stiles and Scott as he followed them to the Jeep.

"Just take him to mine while I go ask Deaton how we get him back." Scott muttered quickly as he headed over to his bike.

"Stiles, Scott?" You called out as you headed into the McCall house.

"(Y/N) ... hey you got in because you have a spare key!" Stiles rambled as he skidded into the room.

"You better not be hiding Derek!" You huffed. "Hale get your butt out here."

"What do... whoa!" A boy that looked around the same age as Stiles hurried into the room, stopping dead and gawking at you.

"Who's the new kid?" You cooed. "He's a cutie."

"I'm Der..." The boys started.

"Miguel... he's visiting from another very local pack." Stiles babbled.

"I...I... Miguel." The boy rambled, still gawking at you.

"No English." Stiles explained.

"Well tell Derek that if he'd rather hang out with Scott he's going to miss out and I got him a surprise to celebrate his first day home in a week." You winked and Stiles shoved the boy out of the room when he began shuffling nervously.

"Oh your message will definitely be received... see you later." Stiles began herding you towards the door, hands pushing you by the waist when you stopped and narrowed your eyes.

"Alright what's going on, you haven't flirted with me once and you only do that when something bad is going on." You glared at Stiles who grinned sheepishly.

"Well Derek's not here to make him mad by hitting on you, but if it makes you feel better, you're the hottest thing this side of Lydia Martin's house." Stiles smirked when you rolled your eyes seemingly accepting his attempted cover-up.

"If you see him make sure he knows he has two hours to take up my offer of a surprise, later than that and I'll be asleep." You winked and Stiles swallowed as he watched you leave.

"She's my girlfriend?" Derek asked as he joined Stiles in staring after you.

"Yeah, she's hot right?" Stiles grinned at Derek who scowled.

"If you hit on her again I'll punch you in the throat." Derek huffed.

"You're a lot less intimidating when you're this small." Stiles snickered.

The loft door slowly slid open and the hulking silhouette of Derek snuck through, checking the door was secure, before making his way over to the bed and kissing your forehead.

"Derek?" You hummed sleepily.

"Hey, I'm sorry it's so late I was at Deaton's." He kicked of his shoes and shrugged out of his clothes, climbing into bed and pulling you into him. "You were at Scott's when Stiles and Miguel were there right?"

"The cute little kid?" You asked sleepily, tilting your head when he propped himself up on one arm so he could look at you. "Yeah, he's kind of how I imagine you'd looked when you were tiny."

Derek chuckled and rolled so he could let you snuggle into his chest, hands resting at the small of your back and neck as he relaxed at finally having you with him again.

"NO!" you said suddenly sitting up. "They turned you into a little boy again didn't they!"

"You like me." He teased childishly.

"I am so getting revenge." You hummed. "I'm going to pretend to be super mad."

"You're not super mad?" Derek asked quickly.

"Nope, baby Derek is the cutest thing!" You yawned and kissed him goodnight.

"Scott, Stilinski!" You yelled up the halls making both boys jump and turn round as you arched an eyebrow and slowly walked up to them.

"I think I've had a dirty dream that started like this." Scott muttered to Stiles.

"Me to except the halls are empty and we're way down the corridor outside Coach's room." Stiles muttered.

"You didn't tell me that Miguel was Derek!" They both jumped back when you glared at them.

"Well...we...well." Scott stuttered.

"For six hours your boyfriend was shorter than you." Stiles grinned.

"Wait how did you even get in here?" Scott asked as he finally recovered.

"I'm here to explain that some very poorly Betas are too sick to take a test." You smirked as Derek snuck up behind them. "We're going out for ice cream and then we're gonna bug Peter."

"You want to get me off to?" Stiles asked hopefully.

"Did you just ask my girlfriend what I think you did?" Derek grinned when Stiles jumped.

"What... oh... no... sorry I meant like off from school." Stiles glanced at Scott who nodded.

"Oh I would have but you didn't tell me about Derek so... have fun with your test." You blew both boys a kiss as you followed Derek to fetch the Beta's from the front office.