ninety-four: champagne pourin over us

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dallonglegs added wilbur to the chat.

wilbur: why

beeb: because we need to plan a time and everything for meeting still

dallonglegs: we just didn't want you out of the loop on everything because that would suck a lot

jish: i mean brendon could have just told her

wilbur: yeah you didn't need to add me to the chat again

dallonglegs: shut the fuck up charlotte or i'll suck your boyfriends dick this time

wilbur has left the chat.

dallonglegs: god damn it

beeb added wilbur to the chat.

beeb: STOP LEAVING CHARLIE

blue jay: you guys woke me up from my nap this better be good

wilbur: i refuse to be in a chat where someone refers to me as charlotte

dallonglegs: i'm dry

dallonglegs: SRY

dallonglegs: I MEANT SRY

jish: are you now dallon ;;;;;;))))))))))

dallonglegs: JOSH DONT

jish: i can change that for you

wilbur has left the chat.

beeb: god fucking damn it you two just can't keep it in your pants can you

jish: sorry i didn't realize your girlfriend was HOMOPHOBIC

beeb added wilbur to the chat.

wilbur: i'm not homophobic, the last time you started talking about dallon sexually, i found out that my boyfriend was a man whore in LA for blowjobs

beeb: hey

beeb: they were all my friends it was totally ethical

wilbur changed unethical man whore's nickname to unethical man whore.

unethical man whore: wow wtf

wilbur: so what time do you guys want to meet up

windy: let's do like 6?

dallonglegs: that works for me

unethical man whore: so is everyone just going to ignore that charlotte is outright bullying me

jish: sorry who?

unethical man whore: wow

wilbur: why does everyone think it's all of sudden ok to use my real name in a group chat you are all asking for me to throat punch you

dallonglegs renamed the chat "bully each other and don't make plans"

blue jay: yikes

dallonglegs: are you guys done being children now

wilbur: sorry dad

jish: don't you mean daddy ;;;;;))))))

unethical man whore: STOP 

windy: the only daddy here is robin don't try to be someone you're not dallon

dallonglegs: josh stop calling me daddy you know i hate that

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