5SOS Preferences and Requests

He's A Bagel

Haha! Well I got this request following the donut one xD Thanks fivesaucethough for asking for more circular food with holes. xx

Ashton: You spun the bagel around your finger, bored out of your mind in class. The teacher was giving a lecture on something important. Eh. You sighed and looked at your perfect bagel. It sure was pretty. You heard a pssst. You looked around to see everyone else with their noses in a textbook. Weird. Pssst! You focused on your bagel, where the sound seemed to be coming from. You brought the food to your ear and jumped when you heard a male voice. "Psst. Hey! When the bell rings, stay behind for a few minutes." You raised an eyebrow and looked around before answering the normally inanimate object. "Uh...why?" You received a few strange looks but you wrote them off. "Just trust me." You nodded and set down the bagel and stared at it. How the hell is it talking? Did someone drug your coffee? After a few minutes, the bell rang and you stayed in your seat until everyone left the classroom. As soon as everyone was gone, you stood up and talked aloud to the baked circle. "Ok everyone's gone. Why did I listen to a talking bagel?" You paced around waiting for an answer but never got any. You turned around to face the bagel but instead, there was a tall, hazel eyed, curly headed boy standing right in front of you. You blinked and shoved him out of the way to find your bagel. "But-it was just here? How the hell did a bagel run away?" You yelled aloud. You heard snickering coming from the very attractive boy. "What're you laughing at?" You snapped. He stopped and sat on the desk where said bagel used to reside. "I'm laughing because I am your bagel. W-Was your bagel. I'm not a bagel anymore as you can see from my physique." You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms over your chest. "Yeah and I'm a donut. Seriously, who are you?" He fluffed his perfectly soft looking hair and sighed. "I was literally a bagel. My name is Ashton and I've been a bagel for 3 years. Wow. This sounds like an AA meeting. 'Hi I'm Ashton, and I'm I've been a bagel for 3 years. But I've been clean for a day.'" You snorted and covered it up, obviously not wanting him to know you thought he was funny. He smirked and shoved his ginormous hands in the pockets of his very tight, black skinny jeans. How the flapjack did he end up wearing skinny jeans? And a tank top.... and a bandana on his head...? "So lemme get this straight. You were my talking bagel?" He nodded and smiled a toothy grin. "And you brought me here." You kind of got it, but not really. "Um...if you were a bagel for 3 years, why are you still in a bakery? How are you not stale?!" You asked. He chuckled and got up off of the desk and put his arm around your shoulders. "C'mon. Let me buy you lunch and I'll explain everything."

Luke: The first date was going great! Luke was a really sweet guy. You definitely wouldn't mind seeing him again. He smiled and bit his lip. "What're you thinking about?" He asked with his blue eyes staring into yours. You giggled nervously and pushed a strand of hair out of your face. "I was actually thinking that I'd like to see you again." He grinned and slipped his hand in yours. "What a coincidence. I was thinking the exact same thing." Mr. Hemmings was smooth. Make a note of it. You looked up at the night sky and marveled at how beautiful it was. Luke followed your gaze and glanced up at the sky. "Beautiful isn't it?" He asked. You nodded and walked down the street with Luke back to his house, which was right next to yours actually. You reached your doorstep and stood in front of the door awkwardly with Luke. He eventually did something and took your hand and kissed it in a totally Prince Charming way and smirked. "I hope to see you again Y/N. I had a great night with you, but I need to go now. It's getting late." You smiled. "I had a lot of fun too, thanks Luke." He nodded and descended the stairs and walked to his house next door. You went inside, closed the door, and slid down to the ground with the biggest smile plastered on your face and squealed. Luke wanted to see you again! After a few minutes of trying to wake up from a dream that's too good to be true, you stood up and dropped your purse on the table and dug around for your phone. Huh. That's weird. It's usually in the front pocket. Then you remembered you gave him your phone to add his number and forgot to get it back! Duh! You slipped on your jacket and set over to your neighbor's house. You knocked on the door waiting for the blonde cutie to answer. When the door opened, he had a big smile until he saw you. Then he turned a shade of gray. "Y-Y/N? What are you doing here?" He asked, looking very uncomfortable. "Oh uh....I'm sorry. I think you still have my phone." You said embarrassed. He nodded and groaned, holding on to the door frame, obviously in pain. "Oh god Luke! Are you Ok? What's going on? Do I need to drive you to the hospital?" You placed your hands on his shoulders and freaked out. He let out a deep breath. "I-I wish y-you didn't have to s-see this." He said shakily. "See what? What's going to happen?" Luke fell to the floor and his body writhed as he changed. Into a bagel. You stared and opened your mouth. "H-How? Why? What?" You argued. Nothing. You bent down and picked up Lukel. (Luke+Bagel) It looked like a normal bagel but somehow, this bagel was a blonde haired, blue eyed, lip ringed teenage boy. You decided to take it back to your place and stayed up all night to see if he'd come back. Around 5 am, your eyelids were drooping and you couldn't keep them open any longer so you closed them. You didn't know if it was seconds, minutes, or hours until you felt someone shaking you awake. "Y/N. Y/N it's Luke." Your eyes shot open and you stared at the boy in front of you. "WAS I DREAMING THAT YOU WERE A BAGEL?!" You screamed at him. He bit his lip and shook his head. "No. That part was real. It happens every night at midnight. Then I change back into myself at 8 am." You raised an eyebrow at his explanation. "So....you have some Shrek shit happening to you every night?"

Calum: You sat up in bed and looked at the clock. 3 am. You groaned and threw the blankets off of you and got out of the bed. You made your way to the kitchen and opened the bagel bag and picked a Pumpernickel one. A toasted one didn't sound so great to you, so you just decided to eat it plain. As soon as you were about to take a bite, you heard a voice scream out a name. Muke? You looked around you and saw that the TV wasn't on, so it couldn't be that. None of the windows were open. Eh. You prepared to take a bite when you heard it again. "Luke!!!" Ohhh. Luke. What kind of name is Muke anyways? You raised an eyebrow and poked the bagel. It giggled!!! You shrieked and dropped the bagel to the floor. "What are you?!?!" You screamed at the bakery item. "Luke!!!" It screamed back. "I don't know who Luke is!!! Why are you screaming?!? Why am I screaming?!" You were both silent. "Luke?" It asked. "There's no fucking Luke here satanic bagel!" You snapped. "Cuddle?" You heard it ask in a high pitched voice. "D-Did you just ask me to cuddle?" You asked. "Cuddle. Yes cuddle. I'm bruised. You dropped me on my butt you mean lady." A deeper voice answered back. "You have a butt?" You asked slightly confused. "Of course I have a butt. I'm a person!" "Uh I hate to burst your yeast bubble, but you're a bagel." He laughed a sarcastic ass laugh. "Yes thank you. You're very observant. Could you pick me up now? There's an ant down here and it's in a very unhappy place." You bent down and picked up the talkative bagel and brushed it off. "Better?" You asked. "A little to the left." You brushed a bit to the left and you heard a satisfied sigh. "Thank you. I'm sorry if I scared you." You blinked. "You're a talking bagel. I'm talking back. I was drugged wasn't I? This is a hallucination." You heard a chuckle and a throat being cleared. "Afraid not. I'm Calum. Luke, who I've been calling for, decided to try an experiment on me, and now I'm a bagel. Damn that pizza." (xD) "Well hi Calum. I'm Y/N. And I'm sorry about the experiment gone wrong, but Pumpernickel is a good flavor for you." You comforted Calum. "Nice to meet you Y/N! Ha! Pumpernickel. Such a funny word. Much better than the 'M' word." (xD if you get this, I'll give you a virtual hug.) You nodded slowly, pretending to understand what he was saying. "So what do I do with you? Do I put you back in the bag? Do I keep you in a jar? Put you on a leash? What?" He snorted. "I do get kind of lonely here. Could I hitch a ride with you?" You giggled and picked him up. "Fine. But if and when you turn back into a boy, you owe me big time." You carried him to the couch and turned on Spongebob. "I'll give you a back massage?" He offered. You thought about it and agreed. "Deal Mr. Bagel."

Michael: "Well, I'm a bagel." Michael said.

(Hahahaha!  I  hope  you   liked  it  fivesaucethough!!!  This  cracked  me  up!  Especially  after  the  donut  one.  Sorry  about  the  shortness  of Calums'!  I feel  bad  for  not  giving  him  more  space  :/  xD  I  joke.  And  yes  Michael's  is  supposed  to  be  that  way.  I  love  you  guys! 

The  next  preference  to  be  up  is.....He's  A  Kitty!  It's  looking  really  cute  :3  P.s  I'm  writing  from  my  phone,  so  I  can't  do  a  dedication  or  a  picture  until  I  can  get  to  my  computer!  But  I  will  fix  it  as  soon  as  possible!  Thanks  for  being  patient!

I  love  you  5SOS  Fam! xx)

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