Whatup bitchachos!!!!! Kenzie is in Neverland right now so I'm taking over! Mwahahaha! This should be fun. I came up with this idea all by myself. Be prepared for awesomeness. -Michael
A Funny Preference By Mikerowave
Smash- Once upon a time a hairy troll named Ashton ate a child. He was hungry. Everyone loved the troll, except for the kid that got eaten. He was kinda pissed. Anyways Ashton was just skipping along a random path of rocks and tripped over a funny looking purple rock. "What the actual fuck?" The troll said. The purple rock flew up and hit him in the face giving him a black eye. There was a loud roar behind him and he turned around and got eaten by a rhino and died. The end.
Luke.- Luke ate a salad and died. The end.
CalPal- CalPal broke his arm and had to get a stupid green cast. Now he could knock someone out with the hardness. Hehehehehehehe hardness. But a different one. You feel me? CalPal's little pal is pretty weird. Just thought you should know. CalPal started killing everyone with his cast and faced an evil wizard and died. The end.
Me- The most awesome person in the world you may ask? Yes. Yes I am. So the most awesomest person in the world rode a t-rex and took over the world with his amazing good looks and power to have my t-rex eat anyone I wanted. It was pretty awesome. My t-rex is named Albert. The awesome person I was referring to got to eat all of the pizza because his band mates had all died. The end.
Nailed it.
Oh yeah. Kenzie wants me to ask you if you have any ideas for what she should write in her 5SOS notebook. What a freak. So I guess just....say something.
"I am appalled." -Ashton
"Not Ok. I hate you. And you're a bitchacho." -Luke
"Uh....I just....can't even." -Calum
"Yes." -Michael the Awesomest person in the world
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5SOS Preferences and Requests
Fanfiction5SOS preferences written by me! Send in requests for me to write :) I promise I won't bite! (Hey that rhymed.) I update daily so keep checking back for more shenanigans from Ash, Luke, Cal, and Mikey. Here's the link for book two if you've already f...
