Stuff I won't/may write (NOT FAIRY TAIL) (for once)

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1.

News reporter: Champion Moon, are you dating the Kahuna of Melemele island, Hau?

Moon: *Literally wearing Hau's clothes* WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK THAT

2.

Lillie: Hau, are you sure you and Moon aren't dating?

Hau: *Giving Moon a piggyback ride* Lmao ew no

3.

Dawn: Paaaauuuullll I'm tiiiiiiirrreeeedddd

Paul: We've been walking for two and a half minutes

4.

Dawn: Paul we can't do it in a church

Paul: Why not

Dawn: BECAUSE IT'S A HOLY PLACE

Paul: Pls

Dawn: K

5.

Silver: Lyra get off me I have to go to work

Lyra: No

Lyra: B*tch

6.

Lyra: RACE YOU TO THE POKÉMON CENTER

Silver: NO FAIR YOU GOT A HEAD START CHEATER

7.

Ash: I love you

Misty: Gross

Misty: I love you too

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