1.
News reporter: Champion Moon, are you dating the Kahuna of Melemele island, Hau?
Moon: *Literally wearing Hau's clothes* WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK THAT
2.
Lillie: Hau, are you sure you and Moon aren't dating?
Hau: *Giving Moon a piggyback ride* Lmao ew no
3.
Dawn: Paaaauuuullll I'm tiiiiiiirrreeeedddd
Paul: We've been walking for two and a half minutes
4.
Dawn: Paul we can't do it in a church
Paul: Why not
Dawn: BECAUSE IT'S A HOLY PLACE
Paul: Pls
Dawn: K
5.
Silver: Lyra get off me I have to go to work
Lyra: No
Lyra: B*tch
6.
Lyra: RACE YOU TO THE POKÉMON CENTER
Silver: NO FAIR YOU GOT A HEAD START CHEATER
7.
Ash: I love you
Misty: Gross
Misty: I love you too
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