•Illusion is very protective of his younger sister, Juniper
Illusion: If any guy touches you I'll kill him
Juniper: I'm bi
Illusion: If any girl touches you I'll kill her
Illusion: *lame karate moves*
Juniper: Pls stop
•N growls like a Zorua/Zoroark when he's angry/protective/jealous, and Illusion hisses like a Serperior
•Juniper whines like a Lillipup when she doesn't get her way
• "Why is my family like this" -Hilda
•Serperior is very protective over both children
• "Touch these humans and I'll rek your shit"
•N only lets Illusion and Serperior touch Hilda when she's pregnant
• "Touch my kids and I'll fuck you up" -Hilda
• "Touch my hubby and I'll fuck you up" -Also Hilda
• "If you touch my Hilda, she'll mess you up" -N
•Juniper tries to keep her brother in check with his flirting- often failing.
Illusion: *to some girl* Hey~
Juniper: Don't you fucking dare
Illusion: Jealous
•Juniper: *introduces boy/girlfriend to family*
N: Hello! It is nice to meet you!
Hilda and Illusion: *glares*
N: Hilda...
Hilda: HURT MY DAUGHTER AND I'LL KILL YOU
Illusion: TOUCH HER AND I'LL FIGHT YOU
Boy/girlfriend: Um...
Hilda: THAT'S IT
Hilda: FIGHT THE HERO OF UNOVA
N: H I L D A
•N: *Pressing his ear against Hilda's belly* I can hear her!
Illusion: Ooo I wanna listen too!
Hilda: I love my boys
•Illusion: JUNIPER
Juniper: WHAT
Illusion: Braid my hair
Juniper: Do it yourself
Illusion: I hate you
•Juniper: Ptf nice man bun
Illusion: Nice unibrow
Juniper: I HAVE TWO EYEBROWS
•Illusion: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey Juniper. Hey. Hey. Hey
Juniper: WHAT
Illusion: Luv you
Juniper: Love you too
Hilda: Ew love
Hilda: Losers
•Family pillow fights
•Hilda and N vs. Illusion and Juniper
•Kids never win
•Family pillow forts
• "Princess" -N's nickname for Juniper
• N: DO NOT TOUCH THAT
Juniper: Dad it's a butter knife
N: IT IS SHARP
Juniper: Oh my Arceus here you take it then
Juniper: *gives N the knife*
Hilda: *appears* N DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S SHARP
•Hilda: Lord N~ <3
N: NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS HILDA YOU SINNER
Kids: Wat
•Hilda: My king
N: My queen
*kiss*
Illusion: EW
Juniper: NASTY
Illusion: GET A ROOM
Hilda: Okay we will
Illusion: N A S T Y
•Hilda coming home from work finding N, smol Illusion, and even smoller Juniper all asleep on the couch together
"Awww I love these losers..."
"I get the bed to myself...yeeeessssss."
