B u s u r : Hwall

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Hyuri duduk santai di kursi belajar sambil mantengin oppa-oppa keringetan yang minta banget di jilat. eh g

Walau pecicilan,gini-gini hyuri demen kpop.

Udah malem,pintu kamar hyuri dia kunci biar gak ketauhan mamanya terus oppa-oppa dikatain banci :(

Lah nda seru kan yha :''

Enak-enak nonton+nyamil,

"HEH SHIT FAK RI BUKA RI,"

Hyuri yang awalnya senyum girang,terus di kagetin sama bocah titisan demit jadi badmood lagi.

Terus gak lama dia bukain pintu,

Nafas hyuri naik turun,

"LO MAU GUE MATI MUDA!?,"

"Ya enggak lah kalo kamu mati muda terus siapa yang bakal nampung sperma aku ri?,"

"Najis amit-amit ya allah,"

"Iye bangsat bercanda,"

"Ngapain dimari,"

"Main,"

"Heh gue bukan bocah,"

"Lah ini permainan anak dewasa ri,lagi ngetrend masa lo gangerti sih?,"

Hyuri gelengin kepala,padahal tiap hari pegangan dia tuh hp mulu. Ada chat aja kaga :"

"Lo pengen tau?,"

Hyuri ngangguk males

"Beneran?,"

"Seru gak? Mumpung paketan gue banyak nih,"

"Seru atuh,gak usah pake paketan ri,"

"Wihh apaan coba pen nyoba gue,"

"Main.....

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"Ran-jang,"

Hyuri sempet diem terus pasang muka killer,

"Lo nantangin gue?,"

Tanya hyuri sok sabar sambil pegang pinggangnya,persis kek ibu-ibu nagih uang kost

Nakutin ih si hyuri -eric

"Ehe eng-eng-gak kok ri hehe,"

"YA TERUS MAKSUD LO APAAN DATENG KESINI,"

mens kali y? eh tp kan ini msih awal bulan -eric

"Ri..,"

"APAAN LO GANGGU WAKTU SANTAI GUE TAU GAK,OH JANGAN-JANGAN LO DATENG KESINI CUMA MAU NUMPANG MAKAN DOANG,"

"Bukan ri yaelah mommy gue masak kali,"

Yarobbi itu rok hyuri napa merah dah -eric

"Lo abis minum sirup marjan ri?,"

"Sirupnya ae gue gak punya,abis minum susu gue,"

"Ya allah ri hebat lo minum susu sendiri,"

"Susu indomelk goblog,"

"Tapi rok lu merah ri,"

Hyuri cepet-cepet liat rok depannya,dan bener roknya merah pas banget di tengah-tengah.

malu asw malu -hyuri

"Lo..,"

"PULANG!,"

BRAK.

Hyuri nutup pintu kamar keras,sampe gak tau kalau jidat eric jadi sasaran amukan hyuri.

"Untung gue kasih tau lo mbing,"

"Ada apa toh le malem-malem kok gelut,"
[Ada apa tah nak malem-malem kok ribut]

Gelut? Yaelah masuk kamar ae kaga -eric

Mama hyuri dateng dengan ciri khas orang jawa,turunan keraton kan kayak gini kalo ngomong medok

"Tau itu si hyuri sensi mulu,hamil anak eric mungkin,"

"Hush kamu itu ada-ada aja,ndang balik terus turu wes bengi,"
[Hush kamu itu ada-ada aja,cepet pulang terus tidur sudah malem]

"Iya iya eric pulang,jagain istri eric ya ma,"

"Iyo iyo pasti,"

Mama hyuri nahan ketawa denger eric nyebut hyuri jadi istrinya.

kalau hyuri istri eric,terus hwall gmana? -mamahyuri

"Good night ma,"

tbc
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