Hoodie: Next dare you guys.
Smile: Who's it for?
Hoodie: L....J.... *shifts uncomfortably*
Laughing Jack: It's about time! *he stands in front of the camera and Hoodie nervously hands it to Jane*
Hoodie: ....You take over this time...
Jane: Why...?
*Laughing Jack glares at Hoodie as he runs off and laughs darkly.*
Jane: *sighing* Okay, the dare is from _Darkside_Skeleton_ for LJ.
Smile Dog: They must really like us! :0
Jane: *shrugging* Guess so. Anyways, Darkside dares you to roast Jeff, LJ.
Jane: I'm glad you share the same distaste in Jeff by the way, Darkside.
Laughing Jack: Roast Jeff? As much as I would love it, don't think Slender will approve of me doing such things to him...
Jane: We're not talking about food roasting here, we mean like this....hey Nina, come here.
*Nina stalks irritatedly over to Jane.*
Nina: What do you want, Jane The Little Shit That Tried to Steal My Prince?
*Jane looks Nina up and down and then nods, pointing the camera at her.*
Jane: I'd slap you, but I don't wanna make your face look any better.
BEN: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Nina: .....
Jane: See Jack? Something like that.
Laughing Jack: I still don't get it lassie...
Jane: ....Ok fine. Here, say this.
*Jane walks over to LJ and whispers something to him. He nods as he listens and then smirks a bit as he turns to the others.*
LJ: Jeff!
Jeff: WHAT.
LJ: I need to ask you something.
Jeff: *storming over* What is it, monoclown?
LJ: Were you born on a highway?
Jeff: *crossing his arms* No....but if I was so what?
LJ: I was just asking because that's where most accidents happen. *he narrows his eyes with a smirk.*
*Some of the pastas go wild and laugh*
Jeff: . . . .
BEN: Alright LJ! You 'roasted' him!
Laughing Jack: I think I got it too! :D
Jane: *laughing a bit* Alright, that was good. Now someone get Jeff outta here before he tries to kill 'em.
*Slenderman takes the unresponsive Jeff away from the living room.*
Jane: and that does the dare!
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Ask/Dare The Creepypastas
RandomOh god this book is so embarrassing it physically hurts .