Ask/Dare The Creepypastas

Question

Hoodie: What would happen if one of us was the head of the Slender Mansion instead of Slender?

VM: That's from Creepyblackwolf.

Slenderman: Number one, that will never ever happen for as long as I live. If one of these deadbeats were the head, this place would go down in flames in less than a second.

Jane: You mean, that would be the case if it were Jeff. -_-

Nurse Ann: Or Kagekao, or BEN, or Toby, or Candy Pop, the list goes on...

Slenderman: No one could keep this house together except me.

Trenderman: and me.

Slenderman: Please, no one listens to you anyways.

Trenderman: *dramatic offended gasp*

Kagekao: If I took over, living here would be a lot more fun!

Sally: Ooh, Kagekao would put up a lot of anime posters and we'd read lots of manga!?

Kagekao: HAI HAIIIIII!!!!!!

Slenderman: I doubt that's all he'd do -_-

Kagekao: WINE FOR EVERYONE!!!

Sally: Yay!!

Slenderman: No "YAY" at all!

Candy Pop: If I were the head, I'd turn this place into my very own circus!

Slenderman: That's what I fear. We don't need another clown house around here, Laughing Jack's Circus is enough.

*Candy Pop grumbles and crosses his arms.*

Slenderman: *facing the camera* If you, Creepyblackwolf, happen to be planning to take over the mansion by asking that question, I hope you know I will not allow that to occur. Everyone knows the consequence of messing with The Slenderman...

Hoodie: I don't think they were trying to mess with you or anything but ok -_-