Dare To Eyeless Jack

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Darkside(_Darkside_Skeleton_ ): EJ! I dare you to react to these ships for you!

Eyeless Jack: Ships? Oh boy. -_-

Darkside: *looks for ships with Eyeless Jack and starts reading them out*

Darkside: EJ x Lazari!

Lazari: *gasp*

Eyeless Jack:  No no nope. And Lazari, no funny ideas because we're never gonna be a thing. -_-

Lazari: ):

Darkside: EJ x BEN!

Eyeless Jack: That x better mean I beat up BEN or something.

BEN: -.-

Darkside: You know it doesn't~

Eyeless Jack: NEXT.

Darkside: EJ x LJ

Eyeless Jack: FUCK no.

Darkside: EJ x Nina

Nina: EWWW!!!!—Well wait, EJ's gonna be my backup if I can't ever get Jeff, so never mind.

Eyeless Jack: ಠ_ಠ . . . .

Darkside: EJ x Jeff!

Eyeless Jack: But why?

Jeff: Who knows.

Darkside: EJ x Jane!

Eyeless Jack: *shrug* Sounds better than Jeff.

Darkside: EJ x Slender....man....

Eyeless Jack: . . . . . .

Slenderman:

Eyeless Jack: . . . . . .

Slenderman:

Eyeless Jack: . . . . . .

Slenderman:

Eyeless Jack: *sounding sick* P-please continue...

Darkside: er... EJ x Lulu

Eyeless Jack: Ok.

Darkside: EJ x Kagek—

*Eyeless Jack slaps his hand over Darkside's mouth and shakes his head.*

Eyeless Jack: No more. Please, no more. Shipping me with Kagekao crosses the line.

Ticci-Toby: Doesn't shipping you with Slender cross the li— *EJ slaps his hand over Toby's mouth with his other hand*

BEN: Man, people must really hate you. To ship you with Kagekao and Slenderman??

Eyeless Jack: I hate you.

Darkside: *muffled by EJ's hand* Ergh—EJ? There'sdhf more—hff.....

Eyeless Jack: I think I've heard enough. What are people thinking, honestly?

*Darkside shrugs*

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