Darkside(_Darkside_Skeleton_ ): EJ! I dare you to react to these ships for you!
Eyeless Jack: Ships? Oh boy. -_-
Darkside: *looks for ships with Eyeless Jack and starts reading them out*
Darkside: EJ x Lazari!
Lazari: *gasp*
Eyeless Jack: No no nope. And Lazari, no funny ideas because we're never gonna be a thing. -_-
Lazari: ):
Darkside: EJ x BEN!
Eyeless Jack: That x better mean I beat up BEN or something.
BEN: -.-
Darkside: You know it doesn't~
Eyeless Jack: NEXT.
Darkside: EJ x LJ
Eyeless Jack: FUCK no.
Darkside: EJ x Nina
Nina: EWWW!!!!—Well wait, EJ's gonna be my backup if I can't ever get Jeff, so never mind.
Eyeless Jack: ಠ_ಠ . . . .
Darkside: EJ x Jeff!
Eyeless Jack: But why?
Jeff: Who knows.
Darkside: EJ x Jane!
Eyeless Jack: *shrug* Sounds better than Jeff.
Darkside: EJ x Slender....man....
Eyeless Jack: . . . . . .
Slenderman:
Eyeless Jack: . . . . . .
Slenderman:
Eyeless Jack: . . . . . .
Slenderman:
Eyeless Jack: *sounding sick* P-please continue...
Darkside: er... EJ x Lulu
Eyeless Jack: Ok.
Darkside: EJ x Kagek—
*Eyeless Jack slaps his hand over Darkside's mouth and shakes his head.*
Eyeless Jack: No more. Please, no more. Shipping me with Kagekao crosses the line.
Ticci-Toby: Doesn't shipping you with Slender cross the li— *EJ slaps his hand over Toby's mouth with his other hand*
BEN: Man, people must really hate you. To ship you with Kagekao and Slenderman??
Eyeless Jack: I hate you.
Darkside: *muffled by EJ's hand* Ergh—EJ? There'sdhf more—hff.....
Eyeless Jack: I think I've heard enough. What are people thinking, honestly?
*Darkside shrugs*
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RandomOh god this book is so embarrassing it physically hurts .
