Ask/Dare The Creepypastas

Dare To Everyone

Jane: Oh great....another dare for us in Toby's favor....

*Toby slowly looks up from the couch, he was full from stuffing himself with waffles with Insane.*

Toby: What is it? More waffles? I don't think I can eat anymore at the moment....

Jane: No....Now NovatheFox0001 says we all have to listen to you speech and run your mouth about your stupid love for waffles.

Toby: FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR WAFFLES!

Eyeless Jack: Well we don't. -_-

Jason: Seems like we don't have a choice. -_-

*Toby jumps up on the couch and places his hand on his heart.*

Zero: Okay dude, this ain't the pledge of allegiance, so don't start with the whole drama card. -.-

Toby: Waffles.......

*Everyone groans in annoyance.*

Toby: Golden brown bread....

BEN: It's bread?

Toby: SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

BEN: ....

Toby: Waffles.......the most majestic food to ever be created by mankind. My life....my love....it all revolves around waffles....

Clockwork: Dramatic little I—

Toby: Speaking of waffles, it reminds me of an incredibly long speech written by............

*The rest of the filming is just a long, boring, talk from Toby about the invention of waffles and etc. Nothing anyone has the patience to sit and listen to for 2 whole hours.*