Masky: EJ, Eve(Creepypasta_Expert) wants to know how kidneys feel......?
*Masky glares at the camera.*
Masky: Really? 🤢
Eyeless Jack: Oh, they feel great!! They're so nice and soft, they taste great~ especially when you get all the blood out and it all slides down y-
Grinny Cat: You know, that's DISGUSTING!
Sally: Ew.... >~<
Eyeless Jack: What???
Ticci-Toby: No one wants to hear about how you indulge on your gross kidneys.
Eyeless Jack: You idiots deal with blood all the time, what the hell is the difference with this??
Hoodie: You fucking eat the stuff, no one wants to know the details.
Eyeless Jack: THE QUESTION ASKED ME HOW KIDNEYS FEEL!
Ticci-Toby: Then why can't you just say they're soft and leave it at that?
Eyeless Jack: You know what? I'm not going to argue about this. Whatever. *he crosses his arms angrily*
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RandomOh god this book is so embarrassing it physically hurts .