Ask/Dare The Creepypastas

Dare To Sally (Or Two Other Pastas)

VM: Sally, it's your turn!

Sally: Yay! What did I get? :D

VM: A dare from Darkside(_Darkside_Skeleton_ ), more so for two other pastas of your choosing. Anyways, you can have a tea party and can choose two other Creepypastas to join in with you. Those two that you choose are dared to do whatever you want without complaining during said party.

Sally: *getting excited* Yes!! I can't wait I've planned this all out for so long! *she runs to her room to get her tea party stuff*

Eyeless Jack: I seriously hope she doesn't pick me. -~-

Jeff: I know that little pipsqueak is gonna pick me just to get on my nerves *he sighs* but it's been a while since I've hanged with her.

Zero: You idiots do know she's gonna pick Splendorman, right?

Link: It's so obvious.

Grinny: It's true; sometimes I like to hide under her table and I'm always getting kicked by tall guy's legs.

Splendorman: Oopsie..

VM: Lookie, here she comes.

*Sally comes back in the living room holding a box of tea party supplies. She eagerly goes to her small table and sets the stuff down for the attendees. She pulls in three chairs for her and two others. When she was done, she turned to the other pastas with a exuberant smile.*

Sally: Okay! Splendy and Jeffery! Party with me pleaseeeee? *innocent eyes*

Splendorman: Of course I'd be overjoyed to!! :D

Jeff: Well. We all saw this coming.

*Jeff grumbles as he stumbles over to the table and slammed himself in a chair, crossing his arms. Splendorman gleefully sat down across from Jeff, and Sally sat in the middle.*

Sally: Okay! What should the theme be today?

Splendorman: Rainbows!!

Sally: Princesses!!

Jeff: Shit.

*Sally and Splendorman glare at Jeff with wide eyes.*

Jeff: ...I said Shirts...that what I said.

Sally: Let's think of something we will all agree on.

Splendorman: How about a circus theme?

Sally: Ooh I like that one!

Jeff: Why can't we just have a normal tea party???

Splendorman: ....

Sally: ....

Splendorman: ...That's actually a good idea!

Sally: Okay! Normal tea party!

*Jeff inhales deeply and exhales.*

Sally: We need the tea! Dr. Smiley, can you get it for us?

Dr. Smiley: As y-you wish...!

*He leaves and comes back with some tea, placing it on the table.*

Dr. Smiley: There you g-go :)

Sally: Thank you! Jeff, pass me the sugar!

*Jeff picks up one of the bowls on the table.*

Jeff: Here.

Sally: That isn't the sugar...that's the cherries.

Jeff: What the fuck do you need cherries at a tea party for?

Sally: We we're going to eat those! ):

Jeff: *sighing annoyed* Fine, fine.

*He puts back the cherries and picks up another bowl handing it to her.*

Sally: Thank you! Now hand me a spoon!

Jeff: Why can't Splendor do it?

Sally: because I asked you and it's apart of the dare so you have to listen to me!

Jeff: ........Fine.

*He hands her a fork.*

Sally: ...?

Jeff: .... *he hands her a spoon*

Sally: Thank...you...

*she takes pours tea in each of their cups and then spoons them some sugar. She then places a cherry on each of their small saucers.*

Splendorman: *taking a sip of his tea* Do you fancy tea, Jeff?

Jeff: Not really... *he stares at his cup*

Sally: It's chamomile ^^

Jeff: Camel-what?

Sally: ...Nevermind.

*Splendorman and Sally easily start up a conversation between each other and Jeff sits watching them dumbly, not understanding anything they're talking about.*

Sally: ...and the episode with the lost fairies! I loved that one!

Splendorman: Me too! Especially when they became best friends with the unicorns!

Sally: Oh yes!!!

Jeff: Oh no.... *he slams his face down on the table and Sally jumps.*

Sally: Jeff!?

Jeff: *mumbling* What...

Sally: Why did you do that?

Jeff: *more mumbling*

Sally: .....

Splendorman: It's his first time, you should invite him to more parties!

Sally: definitely!!

Jeff: SHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!