Ask/Dare The Creepypastas

Dare To Hoodie

Masky: Hoodie, lunamoon7002 dares you to do another balancing act, but without distractions this time. That means-

*He points a finger at Jeff.*

Masky: You. Get lost.

Jeff: *tilting his head* Whodya think you're talking to?

Masky: You're just going to mess Hoodie up and try and get him in trouble again. So excuse yourself out of here.

Jeff: *crossing his arms* Make me.

*Slenderman gives an annoyed sigh and grabs Jeff with his tendrils; he then walks off, Jeff screaming and cursing in his hands.*

Hoodie: Alright good, he's gone. Now, what to balance?

Kagekao: Another glass vase! :D

*Hoodie takes out his gun and shoots Kagekao in the leg.* -_-

Kagekao: HELPP!!!! *he faints*

Hoodie: Any other ideas?

*Some Creepypastas back away.*

Jane: Why don't you just do the balancing on a tightrope act?

Hoodie: I'm not trying to kill myself here.

Ticci-Toby: Come onnn, it'll be way more interesting than a boring vase on your head trick.

Hoodie: ...Fine. But where will we get a tightrope?

*Everyone looks to Laughing Jack and LJ smirks.*

Hoodie: Oh no.

~timeskip, at LJ's Circus~

*Hoodie is ontop one of the stand things connected to the tightrope walk, high in the air. The Creepypastas and outsiders all look at him from down below.*

Hoodie: I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead...

*He's holding one of those really long balancing pole things.*

Masky: *yelling* Whenever you're ready, Hoodie!

Hoodie: Oh god.... *he looks down and shakes his head then looks back forwards.*

Hoodie: Ok....I can do this....just take a deep breath... *he inhales and then begins to step forwards on the string.*

Sally: I can't watch this .~.

Ticci-Toby: I can :3

Splendorman: He's doing it so far!

*Hoodie was moving slowly across the rope, balancing the pole and trying not to fall. He was actually doing pretty good.*

Masky: So I was right. Hoodie is good at balancing.

Jeff: Are you sure about that?

Masky: Wait, how did you get here??

*Jeff snickers darkly and runs for the stand.*

Masky: JEFF!

*Meanwhile, Hoodie is almost to the other side.*

Hoodie: I can't believe I'm doing it! I'm almost there!

*Jeff climbs the stand and he pulls out a pair of scissors.*

Jeff: hEhEhEHEhEhEhE......

Clockwork: Um, what's Jeff doing??

Masky: Where's Slender??

Jane: Jeff, Don't you DARE!!

Jeff: Hey Hoodie, I have a surprise for you, bitch!

Hoodie: Wh-wha? *he tried look behind him*

Jeff: Too bad you won't see this.

*Jeff takes the very sharp scissors and cuts the rope at the end.*

Hoodie: WHY DID THE STRING JUST GO LIMP-SHITTTTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Hoodie falls before he even reaches the other side along with the rope. He lands in a sickening crash.*