Kit(AnEvilKitsune): Jeriffle Jandle Jeff, I've got a question for ya.
Jeff: What did you just call me....
Kit: Have you ever killed a dog? And if so, did any of the dog-victim's owners try and shoot you? Like in John Wick?
Jeff: Hell yeah, half of my vicims have these big ol' watch dogs and I always take em' out first so they dont get in my way when Im trying to take out their owners.
*Smile Dog stops panting.*
Jeff: You're not in this, Smile, your fine. Anyway, no one ever tried to shoot me, because i'd have already killed them first! Heh heh...
Kit: So, you've killed dogs and got away from getting shot.
Jeff: I never got away from getting shot, no one was alive to try. >:)
Kit: Okay then...
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