Silent laughter

Bell test

*Naruto's POV

"OK lets get to know a little bit more about each other" Kakashi said "State your name, hobbies likes, or dislikes, and stuff like that"

"Um sensei can you show us how to do it" Sakura asked

"Um sure" He said "my name is Kakashi Hatake, um I don't really like much or dislike much, my hobbies are none of your concern, and my dreams.. I don't really have any" he said finishing off his introduction. While he was talking I pulled out a piece of paper from my bag and wrote a single word on it that made Kakashi sensei as red as a tomato 

PORN

The paper read. Before the other could read it he snatched it out of my hand.

"be nice Naruto" he said "remember I am the one doing your intro, and you can't defend yourself" He said in a joking matter. He always uses my disability against me, and it kind of pisses me off, but Kakashi was like a big brother to me.

"His name is Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze" Kakashi began "and for those of you who don't know yes he is the son of the Hokage" he said glaring at Sauske "um he like training and  ramen, his dislikes are when he eats cold ramen, and his dreams are to one day speak again, and to be Hokage" Kakashi finished. He looked over to me

"did I get everything" he asked. I nodded my head yes, and the introduction went onto Sakura who could barely speak without giggling. I knew that Sakura was a fan girl but this was to much. once giggles was done talking it was Sauske's turn to speak

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I don't like much, but I hate a lot, and my dream is to kill a certain someone, and reunite with my brother" He said in a solemn tone.

"well that was nice now meet me at training ground seven in 10 minutes oh and don't eat lunch you may throw up" Kakashi said jumping off the roof into the sea of houses. Sasuke and I looked at each other, and he began running as fast as he could over the roof tops. Sakura quickly followed him calling out to him.

'poor things' I thought as I teleported to the training ground. I left a kunai here last night before I went home so when training starts I could be ready

"Here already" Kakashi said walking up behind me. I looked at him with a smile on my face and rushed up to him. I jokingly punched him in the shoulder and tried to talk to him

(did you have to tell them about my ramen obsession) I asked

"no no no not obsession, addiction, and yes its a very important part of your life" he said smiling at me. It was another two minutes until Sasuke and Sakura showed up.

"Now this is the final stage of your entrance exam" Kakashi said "Only nine academy student will be allowed to become Genin the rest will be sent back to the academy"

'what?!' I thought 'dad never told me this'

"all you have to do is get these bells" Kakashi said holding up two bells.

"why are there only two" Sakura asked

"Oh only two of you will pass if any of you do" he said tying them to his belt "now when I say go attack me with all you got. attack with the intent to kill" He said. this shocked Sakura, and Sasuke , but I was ready I threw my kunai into the ground near Kakashi and teleported to it reaching out for the bells. Before I could grab on Kakashi punched my back sending me face first into the ground.

"I didn't say go" He said

"A ninja never waits" Sasuke yelled throwing shurikens at Kakashi. He easily caught them all and sighed

"OK go" he said turning back to me. I quickly teleported to Sasuke who was hiding in a tree. I startled him making him almost lose his balance

"Don't do that" he whispered

(Sorry) I said to him as I pulled him closer. over the next five minutes we hatched a plan about how to beat Kakashi sensei. All of the hatred between us seemed to disappear as we finished our plan. We went to our planed out spots and looked at each other Sasuke did the count down

3

2

1

run

*Kakashi's POV

'Damn they can hide' I thought to myself as I saw Sasuke running up to me. he ran in carlessly and tried to land a punch. I could have blown him away but I wanted to see the skills of the last Uchiha. I got a little distracted thinking about when Naruto was that Sasuke almost landed a kick on me from below. he used his hands on the ground to support him as he shock his leg up to my face. I grabbed the kick and threw the young Uchiha into a tree. the body bounced of the tree and went up in a cloud of smoke reveling a log

'Damn' I thought as Sasuke ran out from behind the tree the log bounced off of. 'Again with the same taijutsu' I thought to myself I ran up to him to engage him. the fight went on for a minute until he jumped back and weaved a few hand signs

"Fire style: Fire ball jutsu" He yelled sending a fire ball my way. I jumped back and weaved my own hand sign

"Earth style: mud wall jutsu" I said as a small wall of dirt rose from the ground and blocked the attack

'why didn't he use that earlier' I thought 'and it seems like he has slowed down. Is he tired? No there isn't any sweat on him something is not right' I thought as I sensed a new chakra come up from behind me 

"there you are" I said as I reached down and grabbed Naruto who teleported behind me using the mark he placed earlier when he was transformed into Sauske. I grabbed him by his hair and held a kunai to the back of his head. Sasuke ran into help his teammate but was stopped by a clone that I hid under ground. It grabbed his leg and tied Sauske up.

"this is over I took care of Sakura earlier" I said to the two clan heirs. they both bowed their heads in defeat as I tied them both to a wooden pole near the training grounds. Sakura walked up to us as I finished tying Sasuke .

"Pinky finally saw that it was a genjutsu" she nodded her head and sat down. I pulled out a box of food and handed one to her. I could hear Sasuke 's and Naruto's stomachs growl as Sakura ate

"OK I'll give you a second chance, but if you fail this time all of you are expelled from the program" I said as they all looked at me in shock.  I hid in a near by tree and watched as Sakura fed Naruto and Sasuke even though I told her not to. I rushed over to her

"you broke the rules" I yelled pulling out more rope

"but they are my teammates I need them she said going to guard her tied up friends

"good you pass" I said smiling at them. they all looked at me in shock. I laughed and began to walk away

"meet me at the Hokages office to get our first mission" I said to them

'Naruto and Sasuke almost had me there' I thought to myself 'their story will be and interesting one' I thought looking over to the posts at Sakura trying to undo the knots I tried the boys with. I laughed

'Interesting it shale be'