Y'all last night I had literally the best dream ever and I NEED to share, so here we go:
So at my birthday party, my mom's gift to me is not something physical, but it turns out she's been in contact with Will Roland, so she put him on FaceTime to talk to me and my friends, who are all obsessed with him, and we all quickly became good friends.
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So I told him about a show I went to see (a made up show from my imagination) with KK in the Big City I live near the day before, since we have a broadway tour venue, and he asked me what my favorite couple was from the show.
I told him "obviously the couple where Will Connolly and George Salazar played each other's boyfriends" (no this show was not BMC. The characters were actually boyfriends from the top of the show)
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(Will Connolly left, George Salazar right) Then he said to someone off camera "well speak of the devil! Come here Will! I want you to meet my new friend, Isabel!" And none other than Will Connolly walks on camera with NEON GREEN HAIR, around the base of his head. The top of his head is shaved. Kinda like a reverse man-bun. Apparently he wore a wig in the show to look like his normal brown hair.
So I'm chatting away with the Will's when Roland asks Connolly "By the way, where's George? Wasn't he with you?" "He abandoned me for a candy store at the mall." (It's a fukin good candy store, and most people only go to that mall cause it has good food)
We all start cracking up, after a few minutes Roland decides to call George, so he goes in another room and leaves me with Connolly. We start up a conversation about the show he's in, and how it wasn't on tour, it belonged to the theater I live near, so none of them are going anywhere.
Apparently Roland had recently moved to my city, so Will and George were living with him until they stopped doing this show, which wouldn't be for a while.
After talking for a few minutes, Roland comes back and says that George is busy and being secretive about it. Then Connolly asks if me and some of my friends want to come over to hang at their place, so we ask my mom and she's cool, so she drives us to a few blocks away from their apartment, because the roads are blocked, seemingly for a parade. She tells us to walk there alone, so we do. At this point it's me, J, and K, and it's about 6 o'clock.
We start walking, and after about two blocks, we pass a library, and J tries to sneak inside without me or K noticing. She failed. We had to pry her away from the books.
Finally, we make it their apartment complex, and I text Roland to let him know. He texts back: Will's gonna come get you. So we wait. Finally Connolly comes down, and after I introduce J an K, we all face the street and there's a Mardi Gras level parade set up. In June.
Obviously the logical thing to do is steal someone's chairs. I Text Roland to come down to see the parade. By the time he gets here, the parade is in full swing, but instead of Mardi Gras music, it's show tunes. Connolly also magically has his brown hair back now, and me J And K are magically all 25 soooo... DRANK!
So we're all drunk out of minds (don't know where the alcohol came from) and walking in front of the next float, is someone with a silk hot pink cloth wrapped around them head to toe, with light blonde curls poking out, and the person seems to be veering to the other side of the road at the sight of us and I say to Roland "how much you wanna bet that's George?" "Twenty!" "You're on!"
Now remember: we're all drunk out of our minds.
Connolly starts cat calling the person "Heeey pretty lady in the pink!! Come give daddy a kiss!!" Finally the figure makes their way toward us, and as soon as they're close, we all rip the cloth of their head to reveal George Salazar with a beach blonde wig on, wrapped in hot pink silk.
By the end of the dream, Will Connolly and George are over making out by a tree, J and K are having a shot contest, and I'm Roland's girlfriend, so we're off the side drunk-flirting.
And then I woke up.
Wow.... that was bizarre, am I right or am I right? Well that's all I have for right now. I'm gonna go swimming at my friend G's house later so I'll update after then. Last time I went swimming with G at our friend O's house, I became Reyna Ramirez-Arellano and O's blowup alligator was Frank Zhang. Let's see what happens this time...