No this has nothing to do with the time lord
We had a "speaker" today at an assembly to teach us why we should vape. At least that was what he was supposed to do. When our principal first introduced him, when he said his name everyone heard "Dr. Who" (he's a cancer doctor) which was not his name. His name was much worse but I will refer to him as dr who.
So our principal introduces dr who and then he pulls up a very poorly made PowerPoint on a screen no one except the seniors in the front row could read since they didn't turn off the gym lights.
One of the first slides was a table of contents sort of, listing the different topics he was going to talk about. Ex: what is a vape? In his order, he had these two topics: potential benefits, adverse affects. He talked out the benefits first.
Dr who started talking about Juul. He described it as "similar looking to a thumb drive, so it's easy to sneak into class. You can plug it into to your laptop to charge it and your teacher won't suspect anything. When your teacher turns away you can just take a quick whiff". Almost all the student facepalmed.
He next talked about juul claimed their products were an alternative to smoking cigarettes, which is the main reason vapes were created, but then he showed us some of their advertising, with bright colors and young adults and "a guy with a backwards hat." He made a few comments about backwards hat guy, maybe wanting to go to a party and vape with him. Another collective face palm.
He talked a lot for a while and he brought up a few times how nicotine free vapes are available, and they are just flavor. He encouraged that if we wanna go vape at a party, we should buy them. That's how this man closed his presentation. By encouraging nicotine free vaping.
Long story short this man did not accomplish his goal and parents are... not pleased to say the least.
Also shattered my phone screen by being an oblivious idiot so that's fun
That's all I have to say and I'm tired so bye beautiful people!
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