Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. So I have this trademark clothing item (idek know what to call it: sweater, Mexican shirt..... ???) that I always bring to the beach, since I got it there.
So I just catapulted myself out of my bed when I remembered it was smushed at the bottom of my closet and I didn't want to forget it. On my way to the closet(hehe) I thought to myself "can't forget my space armor" with out realizing it. I literally only thought that bc it's oversized so it's clunky like space armor
Then I DID realize it and leaped across my room to grab it, took off my Waitress sweatshirt (insert gasp bc I NEVER take off my Waitress sweat shirt) and frantically threw it on bc VOLTRON.
To make it even better, the sweater is a pattern of white, with blue markings and smaller black accents.
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So then I thought "heh Lance in the winter time" even though it's fUCKING SUMMER!! I'm such a dumbass.
Then I remembered: HOLY SHIT!!! I am 100% the blue paladin/Lance. elBgay literally made an Voltron AU drawing of our friend group as the paladins:
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LOOK AT ME BEIN A TALL ASS BITCH AND TOWERING ABOVE THE TINY TOTS
((I love how everyone's making a "normal" face and then I'm over making Lance and i's trademark expression. I've literally always made that face, even before I knew what Voltron was))
Full reminder this entire scenario happened in less than ten seconds. My brain runs a mile a minute. Literally earlier I was struggling to read my book for summer reading bc I got a total of six minutes of sleep last night. I was struggling bc I kept dozing off and dreaming up random Voltron scenarios for the 1.5 seconds my eyes are closed. I literally gave up and took an hour long nap. Outside. On a soaking wet hammock. Did I mention OUTSIDE?!?! While having some weird Klance dream.... I'm fucking serious. What the fuck is wrong vwith me?!?! SEND HELP
So yeah. Long story short: this sweater will be known as my Voltron armor from now on. It's more than a mere sweater...... TIS THE ARMOR OF A PALADIN OF VOLTRON!!!
