SO! I'm just trying to pet my tiny little bean of a dog, and then he just walks to the other side of the dam coffee table. I go to the other side. He's walks to the other side. Mind I'm going slow as FUCK cuz I'm too lazy to stand up, so I'm FUCKING CRAWLING BITCH!! I get close, and he runs away to his original spot. I give up, turn around and see him just fukin wit me:
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the bitch just don like me,,, but we cool
Anywho, time for mor bc why theFUCK NOT?!
So I'm getting ready for "sleep" and going to turn off the lights, when all of a sudden my little bitch of a "stool" decides it's a good idea to get in my way! Translation: I. Tripped.
It hurt as hell tho bruh. But like ice is a thing so we good now.
Speaking of the bitch herself, this lil fucker is probably the reason I'm an such a sunshiny person:
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I've had this since I was BORN don't even talk to me!
Also,,,,,, today I was talking to L(not the bitch who's N's sis, but a nice L), as I do, when somehow we get into a conversation telling weird stories about a mutual friend, G. Now... G is an interesting person. We met when we were nine and Oof.
So I think at her tenth birthday party, she had a sleepover. It was Me, K, J, some random ho who I don't remember who the hell she is, and G2 bc I'm lazy. We decided it would be a good idea to make some movies bc we're ACTORS.
The first, was a horror movie, entitled "Anabeth", the name being inspired by none other than Annabeth Chase. It featured a couple of kids who's doll stared attacking them and a mom(me) who said they were crazy but then I died so yeah.
Then we made a movie that had no title but summary: Two popular girls (K and Me), a popular wanna be but who's actually really nice(G2), that one kid in every high school movie that's filming the main character(J), and nobody(random ho) get locked in the mall. Shît goes down: me and K bully random ho, we recruit G2. Somehow we dance to "Singing In the Shower" using shower gel as props (don't ask) then K "breaks up with me" bc I'm annoying and a bitch, and she goes and helps the nobody's. I'm sad, everybody's friends and I apologize and we all hug and then we get arrested. The end!
So yeah I started talking about those movies, so when I got home, I FaceTimed K and we spent about two hours watching old videos we used to make. Mostly we were just laughing our asses off at our squeaky fetus voices.
