Kiba and Yuki blanked at Scythe and then at he each other. Why was he laughing like that? It wasn't necessary. Besides, Amaya was sleeping. He was being rude.
"Shhh! You'll wake them up!" Yuki warned, a finger to her lips. She didn't want her friend to miss out sleep. She had to heal up or she wouldn't be able to participate in the next mission tomorrow. "Kiba, could you explain the mission to me?"
"Um...well, it's another collab mission so there are two teams involved. We gotta track an escaped criminal," the coffee-skinned boy explained, tilting his head to the side.
"We'll need Amaya for it, won't we?"
"Yes... It depends on how strong the criminal is though."
"Ah..." She closed her eyes and blew out some air, thinking about what to do. Hmmm... "Can we stay here?"
Kazuki gulped, still on his hands and knees on the floor, his front door slamming open again. He swore to kami that someone was going to die for this constant embarrassment. He heard multiple pairs of footsteps parading around and walking past the bathroom several times, stopping and then continuing at regular intervals.
He glared through the shower curtain. "Don't anyone dare come in here," he muttered defensively, covering up his privates again.
"Tsumamoro Kazuki!" howled a viciously familiar voice, very goddamn uptight and authoritative. "You failed to meet the Hokage at the given time and place. So, milady has opted to come here instead. I advise you to hurry up because the Hokage will be here soon."
Fucking Shizune. And her stupid pig!
He frowned. "Get out of my goddamn house!" he yelled angrily, annoyed with the embarrassment that he has had to suffer through.
Gracie
Scythe was able to smother his laughter at the little hiss Yuki gave him. He tried to look apologetic but he was still grinning. I can't believe Rage-kun had it in him, consciously or not. He was actually cuddling under the same blanket, in the same bed, on the same pillow, with a girl. Both were sick and probably not thinking straight enough to realize their situation, but that didn't change the fact that it was still happening. Scythe couldn't hold back his smile.
"Can we stay here?"
"Hell no!" Awaji's terse loud whisper whipped the air before Scythe could even look at Yuki with confusion.
"Stay? For the night?" Scythe scratched the back of his head and looked about the humble but luxurious apartment. "We don't have enough beds...."
[Kazuki's just getting hounded today. XDDDD]
Me
"We can settle for the floor," Yuki said, crossing arms and shooting Awaji a glare. "We have a mission tomorrow and we need to make Amaya is up for it in the morning."
"Weren't you just saying-"
"Shut up!"
Kazuki frowned very deeply. "Get the hell out! I'm naked!"
Today was just not his day.
He was naked and women were traipsing around in his house unannounced like bloody rats. He was naked. And women were in his house. He seethed, about ready to break something.
"Hurry up, Tsumamoro!"
"Get out!"
"Hurry up!"
"Get out!" he practically screamed, feeling so violated.
"Then hurry up."
If he could see, he'd kill her on the spot. -.-
Gracie
Awaji almost protested again when Scythe nodded. "Sure, if you're all right with taking the floor."
"But they're gonna be gross all night!" Awaji insisted miserably. "Can't they just go home?"
"They're worried about Amaya-san, Waji-Waji - just accept it. If you want to do other things before crashing here, that's fine too," Scythe said, turning back to Yuki and Kiba as Awaji pursed his lips in a pout. "I'm not sure when dinner will be or if you're eating here. Ah, and if you're going home, tell Vell-kun I said hi. :D"
[Scythe the troll. XD He'll mess with Vell till the day either one of them dies.]

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A Dash of Chili Powder
FanfictionA bunch of kids are struggling through the way of the ninja - and very dramatically so! Follow these ninja on their nonsensical journeys full of drama, crack, hateful step-mothers, in-family rivalry, love, cuteness, and death.