Chivalry Is Dead | Taekook

Chapter 12

Did you guys watch the summer package? And the concept photos? They were just waaahhh
Even the photos have so many hidden meanings it's amazing.
Can't wait for the comeback.

"Jungkook, are you done with your shower? Hurry up. It's getting late." Jimin yelled from the other side of their bathroom door, buttoning his shirt.

"Jimin hyung?"

"What is it? Do you want something?" Jimin replied while pulling up his pants.

"I was thinking that cannibalism holds the potential to solve both hunger and overpopulation problems. Isn't it great?" Jungkook replied.

"......What the fuck are you thinking about in that shower?! Just come out already!" Jimin yelled exasperatedly.

"Sheesh, okay. I'll be out in a sec."

The sound of a door opening was heard and Jungkook emerged from the bathroom, fully dressed, as he dried his hair with a towel.

"Seriously Jungkook, how can you dress inside a bathroom? I've told you many times to just wrap a towel and come out. No wonder it takes you so much time." Jimin said, shaking his head at the younger.

"I don't really like walking around the room half naked. You know how I feel about my body. It feels weird when I show off too much skin." Jungkook explained as he ran his fingers through his damp hair, trying to set them.

"No one would actually believe that you're so insecure about yourself. People don't exactly see you as the shy type." Jimin said, admiring his appearance in the mirror.

"People can think whatever they want. It's not like it matters. By the way, why're you looking in the mirror for so long? What's gotten into you?" Jungkook questioned as he put on his shoes.

"I've decided to put myself out in the dating market. I don't wanna be alone forever. Besides, it's not like I can change my personality. Might as well enhance my appearance." Jimin shrugged.

"What's wrong with your personality?"

"Everything! I actually realised this a few days ago." Jimin explained. "The other day I went to the washroom at Chili's and it was super air conditioned in there. I was all alone and I said to myself "Wow, it's really cold in here. One might even say it's....chilly." And I realised that this is it. This is why I'm single. I make puns to myself in an empty bathroom." Jimin finished, throwing his hands up in the air.

"There's nothing wrong with your personality hyung. That's just Jin hyung rubbing off on you." Jungkook chuckled.

"Doesn't matter cause either way he already has a boyfriend and I've never even kissed anyone! I'm gonna die alone Kookie." Jimin gasped dramatically.

"Don't worry so much hyung. It's not like the world's gonna end if you don't have a boyfriend." Jungkook mumbled.

"Of course you would say that! Since you're a single potato too. Not to mention the fact that all the boys are scared of you cause they think that you're a sassy bad bitch who'll bite their head off if they ever approached you. You have it worse than me. At least I have a friendly image." Jimin snickered.