Right, it's been super intense lately, so here's a funny filler since it's about to get D R A M A T I C. Plus we meet a new ch- I'm spoiling it ok I'll stop.
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Dan's POVToday I was going to try and distract myself by going outside, despite how I was probably going to hate it. My plan was to go maybe to a cinema and then get some food with Joshua, or we could go to the shopping centre and shop for presents.
Though Josh is probably just going to end up dragging me to a gay club anyways. It's always the same damn thing.
Screw it.
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New message from Danta ClausDantaClaus: Hey Josh I need to get out of the house so you busy? | Sent
Sodunwithyou ((Jtc, this isn't josh dun, Dan's just making that joke)) : Depends when for m9 | Sent
M8* | SentDantaClaus: M9 XD | Sent
Sodunwithyou: This is cyber bullying | Sent
So much sde | Sent
I'm telling my mum | Sent
Anygays, when do you wanna meet up? | SentDantaClaus: Half an hour? | Sent
Sodunwithyou: That's soon but sure. | Sent
Where at? | SentDantaClaus: Cinema or shopping centre? | Sent
Sodunwithyou: But that's so boringggggggggg | Sent
Let's go to the club! | Sent
You could find your soulmate Daniel! | SentDantaClaus: Well I don't want a soulmate right now | Sent
At least not one that you know | SentDantaClaus has deleted one message
Sodunwithyou: OOH SPILL THE TEA| Sent
DantaClaus: Goddamnit how did you read that?!
Sodunwithyou: I have my ways
Now, tell!DantaClaus: No.
Sodunwithyou: Urgh what sde | Sent
I should know. | SentDantaClaus: EXCUSE HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG MY D### IS?! | Sent
Sodunwithyou: Chill! I just walked in on you peeing once. | Sent
How did this conversation start again? | Sent
Oh yeah we were talking about your soulmate! | SentDantaClaus: Oh my god actually shut up. | Sent
So done with you already and I'm not even dressed. | SentSodunwithyou: ... | Sent
DantaClaus: ? | Sent
What? | SentSodunwithyou: < | Sent
DantaClaus: Oh ffs | Sent
Whatever I'm getting dressed bye | SentSodunwithyou: r0OD | Sent
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