A/N: Pinof10 happened... And it'll never happen again... I'm not dead, you are
Dan's POV
"Dude. We need to talk" Phil said in a stern voice."Phil you don't understand I'm"
"I understand a lot more than you do. Let's go" he said and grabbed my arm as Cat closed her door
"Have you checked your twitter? I kissed Cat. When in the hell did I KISS CAT?" I yelled
"I know, I know. But I-"
"Seriously. How could this happen?"
"Well-"
"As if I would ever in my right mind.."
"I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT"
.
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."what?" I asked, taking it all in
"I'm sorry I never told you I just thought that you'd want to repress the memory of kissing her so I didn't bother until I saw the photo on her page" Phil explained. He grabbed my arm and rushed me to our room door
"Why did you wait so long to.." and then I remembered cutting him off repeatedly
He glared at me with a knowing look
"Sorry mate" I said.
"No time for that. I have to explain"
(A/N: oof cliffhanger whaaaat? How could she???)
Cat's POV
I was shocked to say the least. It's not like I was drunk in the afternoon- but I sure as hell didn't remember posting that photo
I tried to play it off though. And luckily I didn't have to improvise much since Phil decided that whatever he needed to say was more important
..I called Alfie
(A/N: bold is Cat. Italics is Alfie)"Kind of busy here. I'm on my way to her panel."
"Did you post that photo onto my Twitter?"
"Obviously."
"We didn't discuss that AT ALL!"
"Sorry, what else did you expect us to do with it?"
"Hey. I'm all about breaking up this relationship- but not breaking their lives dipsh*t."
"Well you can't have your cake and eat it too, Catherine. Besides. You need me, I'll expose you otherwise."
"I can say the same"
"Oh but can you? I'm not the one going around and making a bad reputation for myself. They'll believe me faster than they'd ever consider believing you."
I fell silent
"That's what I thought. We'll talk later"
And with that he hung up.
When Alfie and I started this plan a long time ago, we were on the same team. Lately, Alfie's been getting pretty demanding- and forcing me to be more evil.
I guess I deserved it for what I was doing to Dan and Y/N... I just liked him so much.. it wasn't meant to come to this
---A/N: OH SHIIIIIT. WHATS HAPPENING?
Leave a comment as to your best guess as to why Cat and Alfie have this "plan" and what it is
Good luck, reader.
-Lei xx
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