What little kids think Mickey Mouse ClubHouse is:
A talking mouse and his friends taking them on adventures to precarious places, while they learn.
What I think it is:
A pervy mouse with his asshat friends taking children to seduce them and fuck them, then give them drugs, while they learn math that is too easy.
Am I that paranoid, or has disney gone coo coo.
(When I heard the lyrics, just from listening to disney junior waiting for Disney for teh teens to come on, it sounded so pervy. I will put the part below in bold/italics
It's the Mickey Mouse ClubHouse! Come inside, it's fun inside!
.-. Eww...)
