Friday

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me:ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY!

Friend: no it isn't. It's wendsday.

Me: FUCK YOU I DONT GIVE A DAMN FUCK!

Friend 2: I wuv you.

Me: I love you too. *intense hugging*

Friend: that's wrong.

Me: your 'pink color pencil' is wrong!

Friend 2: that's wrong!

Me: I know.

Friend: What the Hells the matter with you?

Me: Your face is what's the matter with me.

Friend 2: BURN.

Me: *high fives friend 2*

Friend: fuck you then.

Me: ew, you wanna grow a dick? Wait you already have one!

Friend: :(

Me: :D

Me: where did you get that mask? And it's not even Halloween yet!

Friend: from you, you wore it last year!

Me: same as your dick, but you just stuck it in someone else!

Friend: I fucking hate you.

Me: I love you too. *hugging intensifies*

WhAt Is My LiFe. WhAt Is My BrIaN.

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