me:ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY!
Friend: no it isn't. It's wendsday.
Me: FUCK YOU I DONT GIVE A DAMN FUCK!
Friend 2: I wuv you.
Me: I love you too. *intense hugging*
Friend: that's wrong.
Me: your 'pink color pencil' is wrong!
Friend 2: that's wrong!
Me: I know.
Friend: What the Hells the matter with you?
Me: Your face is what's the matter with me.
Friend 2: BURN.
Me: *high fives friend 2*
Friend: fuck you then.
Me: ew, you wanna grow a dick? Wait you already have one!
Friend: :(
Me: :D
Me: where did you get that mask? And it's not even Halloween yet!
Friend: from you, you wore it last year!
Me: same as your dick, but you just stuck it in someone else!
Friend: I fucking hate you.
Me: I love you too. *hugging intensifies*
WhAt Is My LiFe. WhAt Is My BrIaN.
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